When Rachel and Mercedes sing the song "Take Me or Leave Me " from the Broadway musical "Rent" Rachel sings the part of Maureen Johnson originally played by Idina Menzel who also happens to play the role of Rachel's mother.
Santana: I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them now.
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Sue: Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks.
Sue: For a brief period, I was a tambourine player for Wilson Phillips.
Sue: I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.
Sue: If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit Journey, I will start pulling catheters.
Sam: This morning, I woke up and decided to swallow the sun. That's my James Earl Jones impression.
Santana: First of all, that is offensive. He shot Martin Luther King.
Sam: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Santana: Okay, let's just cut to the chase. Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is like way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. But make no mistake, every time you open your enormous mouth to do an impression or moisten a stamp for a lazy giant, you get one step closer to everyone seeing that you're actually a dork. Which is where I come in. I hereby offer my services as a mistress. I wants on them froggy lips and I wants on them now.
Sam: But I'm dating Quinn.
Santana: And this just in: she cheated on you.
Sam: No, she didn't.
Santana: I know you're as dumb as a bag of wet hair, but even you know she's lying. That gum ball story was insane. You're choosing to believe it so you can still be with her. But consider my offer. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the rambunctious twins that live on my ribcage, you get to show that pastry bag Finn he can't mess with Sam Evans. And now just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python, but because you have some buzz at this school. Think about it.
Lauren: Honestly… Although my love would crush him, I'm totally turned on by the Biebster. That is until I remember that he looks like he's twelve and then it's sort of creepy. So if I were gonna give you a grade? C+.
Sam, Artie, Puck and Mike file into the choir room in slow motion, all sporting hoodies and Justin Bieber hairstyles.
Mercedes: Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town?
Artie: Here's what happens to the female chemistry. They get a huge shot of endorphins on Valentine's Day and everything is heightened, and so romantic! The problem is, days later when they come down from their See's candy high, they crash. And everything by comparison is humdrum.
Mike:: We need a sugary sweet jolt of the Biebs to get us some action again.
Will: Now who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pants.
Brittany: I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer and no one ever taught me how to read a calendar.
Sam: My dad always said there are two ways to get a woman to love you: take her hunting and rock n' roll. I knew what I had to do. I mean who's more rock n' roll than Justin Bieber? No one. That's who!
Narrator: So here's what you missed on Glee. Puck's got a thing for Lauren Zizes but she's not really down with it.
Lauren: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.)
Narrator: Finn kissed Quinn who's supposed to be dating Sam. Rachel kissed Finn but he didn't feel the fireworks.
Rachel: On the cheek?!
Narrator: Can you believe that? Sue tried to shoot Brittany out of a cannon to win Nationals, but the only thing she won was Katie Couric's "Loser of the Year".
Sue: I hate you, Diane Sawyer.
Narrator: That's what you missed on Glee.
Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Návrat (Comeback)
Music featured in this episode:
"Baby" by Justin Bieber feat. Ludacris
"Somebody To Love" by Justin Bieber
"Take Me Or Leave Me" from the Musical Rent
"I Know What Boys Like" by The Waitresses
"Sing" by My Chemical Romance
Although credited, Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel), Jessalyn Gilsig (Terri Schuester) and Mike O'Malley (Burt Hummel)do not appear in this episode.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: February 15, 2011 on Global
Australia: February 28, 2011 on Ten
New Zealand: April 1, 2011 on TV3
United Kingdom: April 4, 2011 on E4/E4 HD
Sweden: April 13, 2011 on TV11
Latin America: April 28, 2011 on FOX
Czech Republic: November 12, 2011 on Prima LOVE
Slovakia: December 4, 2011 on JOJ
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