The Pivot Questionnaire:
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
My daughter when she laughs, when she is extra tired she goes into hyperspace and then there's a special little laugh. It just kills me
- What sound or noise do you hate?
People who insist on speaking with their mouths full
- What is your favorite curse word?
Goddamnit, I'd like to be more exotic about it, but that is the one that leaps out on every instance. I wish it was f**k, but it's mundane, Goddamnit
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
- What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?
A desk job. Maybe a lawyer or something like that
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Half an hour