The Pivot Questionnaire:
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
What do you call those guys who go diving and underground in caves. Spelunkers, it's a terrible title, I mean, they do brave stuff those men and women down there they're underground, they're in the water... but they're spelunking
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
Uncontrollable snorting laughter
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
This is unprecedented, it's got seven syllables, I don't know if you had a seven syllables, son-of-a-c**k-loving-w***e. So precious
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
- What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?
- If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Boy, did I have a ball with you