Kyle XY

Season 2 Episode 15

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Aired Monday 9:00 PM Jan 21, 2008 on ABC Family



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Josh: Maybe you were right about me. Maybe I am lazy and I lack study skills, but I've changed. And I'm gonna do something important with my life and make a difference.

    • Declan: We're celebrating the fact that Jessi's a maladjusted attention-seeker?

    • Kyle: (to Josh) Our brains are the same size, I just use more of mine.

    • Kyle: I was watching this science documentary with Josh.
      Nicole: (surprised) Josh watched a documentary?
      Kyle: It was hosted by one of those naked magazine rabbits.
      Nicole: Bunnies.

    • Andy: You hate the wig don't you?
      Josh: Hate it.
      Andy: And you think I'm ugly.
      Josh: You're ugly and disease ridden and I never want to touch you again.
      Andy: You're totally getting the hang of me.
      Josh: It's our thing, remember?

    • Kyle: (after Josh asks how Kyle made Jessi slip) The human body is more than 50% water.
      Josh: And?
      Kyle: That's it.
      Josh: I don't get it.

    • Kyle: (after talking to Nicole about a rat experiment he saw on a documentary) But why is my life more important than the rat's?
      Nicole: Because you're the kind of person who thinks to ask that question.

    • Lori: (imitating Jessi) Are you going to Preston's party this weekend? (back to her normal voice) That's my line.

    • Andy: That's some serious gumption.
      Josh: Is that a good thing?
      Andy: What got into you?
      Josh: I made the decision. I chose a career.
      Andy: And...?
      Josh: Call me Dr. Trager.
      Andy: Really?
      Josh: Yeah. I wanna be the one to save you.
      Andy: Josh, you realize you're looking at, like, 10 more years of school before you actually become a doctor.
      Josh: Then I guess you're gonna have to stick around for quite a while.

    • Kyle: Jessi, life shouldn't be about getting noticed.
      (Jessi looks around the coffee shop)
      Jessi: Look around. That girl tosses her hair every time a new guy walks into the room. And those guys they're pretending to read magazines, but really they're waiting to see if the girl wiping the counter is looking at them. And the girl wiping the counter is wearing a shirt that is two sizes too small, so that the magazine guys will watch her. Hillary has decided to make a career out of being fabulous, because girls that look just like her are on most of the covers of magazines they sell here. So do you really think that life isn't about getting noticed?

    • Hilary: (at the career fair) I'm gonna be the queen of fabulous.
      Kyle: Do they have a booth for that?

    • Stephen: (To Kyle, after seeing Jessi running on water.) Can you do that?
      Kyle: Probably.

    • Kyle: Mrs. Bloom thinks I can levitate.
      Josh: (excitedly) Can you?!?
      Kyle: Not exactly.

    • Emily: What we offer you here [at Madacorp], you won't find anywhere else.
      Stephen: Oh, I'm counting on that.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Hillary: Paris, Nicole, the lonely15 chickee; they're all famous because they're hot and visible.
      Referencing lonelygirl15 (2006–2008), a web-based video series starring Jessica Lee Rose as Lonelygirl15.

    • Episode Title: "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades"
      A reference to the song "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by Timbuk3.

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