Mike & Molly

Season 1 Episode 14

Molly Makes Soup

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Jan 17, 2011 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Mike: I thought relationships were supposed to be about give and take?
      Carl: They are - she gives you sex and you take whatever crazy BS she throws at ya.

    • Joyce: Hey Vin- I'm gonna go up and run a hot bath and light a few candles, if you care to join me.
      Vince: You kidding? Between the Viagra and the belly dancer and watching you eat with your fingers, I got enough lumber to build a coffee table.
      Joyce: Meet you upstairs.
      Vince: Go ahead - start the engine, I'll be up in a minute to drive to back it out of the driveway.

    • Joyce: Vin wants to buy me breast implants. Isn't that generous of him?
      Molly: Oh yeah, always thinking of others.
      Vince: Hey I'll use them as much as she will.

    • Vince: I was stuck in traffic. Plus, I don't like cellular phones. Read somewhere that it numbs your nads. And at my age, boners are like money.

    • Victoria: Weed advancement really took off once the nerds got involved.
      Joyce: Well, hats off to those little four-eyed virgins. Now if they could just get them working on facial cream and hair removal.
      Victoria: Absolutely, today's pubic hair technology really leaves much to be desired.

  • Notes

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #325.

    • Louis Mustillo is added to the opening credits as Vince Moranto, a former recurring character.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: January 17, 2011 on CTV
      United Kingdom: February 21, 2011 on Comedy Central
      Australia: June 8, 2011 on Channel 9
      Slovakia: December 20, 2011 on Markiza
      Turkey: July 19, 2012 on CNBC-e
      Czech Republic: January 5, 2013 on SMICHOV

  • Allusions

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