Neely Comics Presents

Brad Neely's lil' leprechaun only wants you to bring the gold this St. Patrick's Day.

Next time a barista asks you "Grande or Venti," do as Baby Cakes does and ask them right back: do you believe in God babies? Or magic spells? Or nothingness?

Everybody loves somebody sometime. Even if they're one of the most universally despised figured in human history.

Ho, ho, ho! Baby Cakes wants to share a very special Christmas carol with you this holiday season. And take his shirt off.

What is the meaning of life? That's what Baby Cakes wants to know. But mostly, he wants to know about human sexuality. In this latest diary entry, Baby Cakes explains it all.

Holy crap! Baby Cakes is finally back on the mic. And he's got a laundry list of complaints to spit about.

Oh, cruel and deceitful world. You have tried to deceive Baby Cakes for the last time. And he's not going to take it anymore (without singing about it).

In a perfect world, this jam would stay perched on top of the Billboard charts longer than "Dark Side of the Moon." Mic in hand, Baby Cakes spits some mad lyrics about D&D role-playing and his two-word philosophy: be aggressive.

Everyone needs a little time on their own. To wear wigs. To chronicle paranatural sightings. And to catch head-humping goblins.

A lovelorn Baby Cakes tells his diary, "When I was around her, I felt like a goblin made entirely out of wicked genitals." We ask: who hasn't felt that way about their dad's girlfriend? Especially one named Shirley Moats.

A day in the park makes for some strange diary musings. In his darkest entry yet, Mr. Cakes reflects on death, dream girls and the dreaded monster that he sometimes sees humping people's faces in public.

We all have to start somewhere, and Baby Cakes is no exception. Our favorite rapping role-player takes a trip down the family line to bond with his pops and grandpops over King Drunk beers, dysfunction and fire.

For hundres of years, Shakespeare's King Lear has asked, "Who is it that can tell me who I am?" Now we have an answer, courtesy of Brad Neely's beloved man-child creation, Baby Cakes. He's not afraid to get excited. Or to see a play.

The soon-to-be-popular myth of Baby Cakes begins here. In his very first diary entry, Baby Cakes introduces us to his wizard father, his role-playing friends and expounds on what it's like to be a man-child still living at home.

Coming fresh off the success of his hit single, "Don't Trust Me, " Kenny Winker presents the music video for his follow-up banger, "Now We Can Make Love."

Baby Cakes and Frank come to the final stage of grief.

Professor Frank laments the lust, and Baby Cakes sets him straight.

Professor Frank sounds off about Helen Keller and learns the fate of his ex.

Baby Cakes delves into the diary of a fellow resident of China, Illinois. And discovers death.

Who says the Bible is boring? A scholarly discussion of the Sodom and G-town yarn, complete with sexy angels, ca-ca eating and lots of things that'll send you straight to Hell.

If you're late for a hot double date, you'd better have a good excuse like Frank's. It involved explaining to the Professor Brothers' Boss, the Dean, why there are two soiled condoms lying in the backseat of his car.

The Professor Brothers both like to make time for their students - they even schedule their office hours together. This helps with Steve wants to get Frank caught up on the new Kenny Winker tune. Haven't heard it yet? Let Steve handle the monotone singing and you just rock out.

The Professor Brothers are always there or each other. When Frank needs to skip his US history lecture to run an errand, Steve comes through in the clutch.

What's the future going to be like? Find out in this bizarro symposium curated by the Professor Brothers. Featuring cameos by Kenny Winker, Chimmy Chummy and Baby Cakes!

Oh, how the fliff has fallen! In the second half of this Professor Brothers sada, Frank recounts how this big boozy night turned ugly and left him single again.

Oh, what a night Frank had! Seems the Professor Brother was the life of the science department's big Oppenheimer pinata party. That is, until the fliff throwing came to an abrupt end.

Seems Frank and Steve's film lecture series is a smash hit. Next up for discussion: "Kitty Karloso," "Ad Nauseum," and an animusing animated feature.

Great news, students! Frank and Steve are now holding a lecture series on the great films of our time.

Frank and Steve need a new teacher's assistant. One who'll be prepared for after the bomb drops.

Prepare yourself: This Christmas, the Professor Brothers are breaking out of academia and into a lil' ditty about jailbirds.

Who cares who shot JFK? The Professor Brothers know the real story behind the slain prince of Camelot. And they've got a single-bullet sing-along that's guaranteed to silence all the other crackpot conspiracies.

The American Dream of recklessly slaughtering pigs is finally becoming a reality.

America's many races unite in the shared experience of getting screwed.

A nuanced exploration of every type of female living in America now.

An in-depth examination of every type of male living in America now.

Weapons are much like Henry Winkler: dangerous and sexy.

If you set them free, and they come back to you, then it was meant to be.

The Bill of Rights really lets you do some pretty awesome things.

If you're watching this video on your computer, you're probably not a bum. Yet.

Medicine provides the cure for all our current problems. Conveniently, it also causes new problems.

A hisomusical reflection on America's triumph over economic depression and moral ambiguity.

In America, status is spelled C-A-N-E.

Get in touch with the real America. Bring some wipes.