In a perfect world, this jam would stay perched on top of the Billboard charts longer than "Dark Side of the Moon." Mic in hand, Baby Cakes spits some mad lyrics about D&D role-playing and his two-word philosophy: be aggressive.
A lovelorn Baby Cakes tells his diary, "When I was around her, I felt like a goblin made entirely out of wicked genitals." We ask: who hasn't felt that way about their dad's girlfriend? Especially one named Shirley Moats.
A day in the park makes for some strange diary musings. In his darkest entry yet, Mr. Cakes reflects on death, dream girls and the dreaded monster that he sometimes sees humping people's faces in public.
We all have to start somewhere, and Baby Cakes is no exception. Our favorite rapping role-player takes a trip down the family line to bond with his pops and grandpops over King Drunk beers, dysfunction and fire.
For hundres of years, Shakespeare's King Lear has asked, "Who is it that can tell me who I am?" Now we have an answer, courtesy of Brad Neely's beloved man-child creation, Baby Cakes. He's not afraid to get excited. Or to see a play.
The soon-to-be-popular myth of Baby Cakes begins here. In his very first diary entry, Baby Cakes introduces us to his wizard father, his role-playing friends and expounds on what it's like to be a man-child still living at home.
If you're late for a hot double date, you'd better have a good excuse like Frank's. It involved explaining to the Professor Brothers' Boss, the Dean, why there are two soiled condoms lying in the backseat of his car.
The Professor Brothers both like to make time for their students - they even schedule their office hours together. This helps with Steve wants to get Frank caught up on the new Kenny Winker tune. Haven't heard it yet? Let Steve handle the monotone singing and you just rock out.
Who cares who shot JFK? The Professor Brothers know the real story behind the slain prince of Camelot. And they've got a single-bullet sing-along that's guaranteed to silence all the other crackpot conspiracies.
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