The Nostalgia Critic

Season 2008 Episode 25

Captain Planet




  • Trivia

    • Bhargav Dronamraju (who is Chief Executive Producer of plays Ma-Ti for the first time.

  • Quotes

    • Todd: (After finding out he has AIDS) Who cares how I got it? It stinks!
      Nostalgia Critic: There you have it folks. The understatement of the century. AIDS stinks. And here's another I just found out. Hitler was a dork.

    • Nostalgia Critic: All right, so Captain Planet is going to talk about AIDS. God help us. So apparently, Vermina Scum has an evil plan to make high schoolers really hate this one kid who happens to have AIDS. Just listen to his full proof, evil plot.
      Vermina Scum: Once we let people know the kid has AIDS, we can panic the whole town See, when people panic, they don't think, if they don't think, they stay stupid about AIDS and it gets spread. Once it spreads far enough, we take over the Earth!
      Nostalgia Critic: Makes sense to me.

    • Todd: Coach, I've got AIDS!
      Coach: Wrong. You're HIV positive. Big difference.
      Todd: They probably won't even let me play in the big game.
      Coach: Wrong again Andrews. You're gonna be playing in that game. And anyone who says otherwise will have to deal with me.
      Nostalgia Critic: Woah, Coach is a bit of a psycho.

    • Nostalgia Critic: Whenever there's trouble it's Kwami who initiates calling Captain Planet. (Shows a bunch of scenes of Kwami saying "Let our powers combine".) Well why does he get to call the shots? I mean that's a lot of power. Can you imagine if he didn't want to say those words? (As Wheeler) Aw man, we're in a tight jam. (Kwami doesn't say anything) Uh Kwami? Don't you have something to say? (As Kwami) I'm not going to say it. Not until you apologize for stiffing me on the bill at Olive Garden. (As Wheeler) Aw c'mon man, I was short on cash. (As Kwami) And I look like Don "Fucking" King to you? (As Wheeler) All right, I'm sorry. (As Kwami) Then let our powers combine. (As Wheeler) Douche. (As Kwami) What? (As Wheeler) Nothing.

    • Doctor: (about AIDS) There are only a few ways to contract the virus. Using drugs with needles, unprotected sex or he could have gotten it from that blood transfusion he had a few years back.
      Nostalgia Critic: These kids are just learning how to spell "Blue". Don't talk to them about drugs or unprotected sex. What the hell is wrong with you?

    • Nostalgia Critic: (About Wheeler's voice) It's like if Tony Danza got kicked in the nuts and was trying to find the guy who did it. (Imitates Wheeler) Hey, yo, who kicked me in the nuts?

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