The Nostalgia Critic - Season 2009

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Episode Guide

  • Ernest Saves Christmas
    12/29/09
    0.0
    After surviving the Star Wars Holiday Special, the Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1988 Christmas movie Ernest Saves Christmas. Will this movie make up for the last holiday special, or will it forever sour his view of the Christmas season?
  • Star Wars Holiday Special
    12/22/09
    10
    After failing to believe that such a holiday special existed, the Nostalgia Critic is forced to review the universally hated 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. With such a Christmas bomb on his hands, has the Nostalgia Critic finally met his match?
  • 12/16/09
    0.0
    It has been one year since the Nostalgia Critic did his Top 12 Christmas Specials. Now he decides to do a Top 11 of all the Christmas specials that he forgot to mention.
  • He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1985 He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special, based on the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and She-Ra: Princess of Power animated series. Will two super heroes make this a super special or a super failure?
  • Jack Frost
    Episode 56
    12/1/09
    9.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1998 Christmas film Jack Frost. Will this movie provide Christmas cheer for the Nostalgia Critic, or will its nonsensical story send him into a yuletide rage?
  • Tank Girl
    Tank Girl
    Episode 55
    11/24/09
    8.5
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1995 movie Tank Girl, based off the comic book series by the same name. However, this poor adaptation was too long and stupid for the Nostalgia Critic to follow.
  • Holiday Clusterf**k
    Holiday Clusterf**k
    Episode 54
    11/21/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic sings a special song about all the stress people have to go through during the holidays.
  • Judge Dredd
    Episode 53
    11/17/09
    9.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1995 action film Judge Dredd starring Sylvester Stallone.
  • Siskel and Ebert
    Siskel and Ebert
    Episode 52
    11/10/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic pays tribute to his favorite critics, Siskel and Ebert. Due to their take on movies and the lasting impression they left on the world, The Nostalgia Critic honors them with a look back at their work.
  • Congo
    Congo
    Episode 51
    11/3/09
    9.5
    The Nostalgia Critc reviews the movie Congo that teaches us the difference between real gorillas and guys in ape costumes.
  • Superman IV
    Superman IV
    Episode 50
    10/27/09
    8.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. With cheap effects and several plot holes, this movie may be too awful to be reviewed by just one reviewer.
  • Casper
    Casper
    Episode 49
    10/20/09
    9.8
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the 1995 live-action film, Casper. Will he like it, or will he find that the movie is so terrible that it's terrifying?
  • The Next Karate Kid
    The Next Karate Kid
    Episode 48
    10/13/09
    8.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews The Next Karate Kid, a film that shows us that the Karate Kid movies have gotten pretty bad over the years.
  • Suburban Commando
    Suburban Commando
    Episode 47
    10/6/09
    9.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the sci-fi comedy Suburban Commando, starring Hulk Hogan and talks about how some wrestlers just don't know how to act.
  • Cool as Ice
    Cool as Ice
    Episode 46
    9/29/09
    8.5
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the film Cool as Ice, staring Vanilla Ice in his first and last acting role.
  • Willy Wonka vs. Charlie
    9/22/09
    8.5
    The Nostalgia Critic compairs the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder to the 2005 remake, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Deep. Which one will win?
  • Doug's Top 20 Favorite Movies: Part 02
    Continuing with the countdown of his top 20 favorite movies, Doug reveals the best of the best. This is his top 10 favorite movies of all time.
  • Doug's Top 20 Favorite Movies: Part 01
    After complaining about so many movies, Doug decides to reveal the top 20 movies that he likes the best. This is the first half of his countdown.
  • Halloween III
    Halloween III
    Episode 42
    9/17/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Halloween III. He finds that it is one of the strangest sequals that he has ever seen since it has nothing to do with the previous movies in the series. He also finds the movie to be very boring and not very scary.
  • Blank Check
    Blank Check
    Episode 41
    9/15/09
    8.3
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Blank Check, a movie that blandly ripoffs many ideas from other movies, especially Home Alone. He also finds that there is a weird romantic relationship involving a kid, Preston, and Shay, a full grown woman F.B.I. agent. With such a bland movie, the Nostalgia Critic finds it hard to enjoy it.moreless
  • Alone In The Dark
    Alone In The Dark
    Episode 40
    9/8/09
    9.8

    After being requested to review an Uwe Boll movie, the Nostalgia Critic decides to review Alone in The Dark. However, the movie is so bad that he loses his voice and is forced to use the Macintalk to speak. Just before he's ready to give up, Spoony and Linkara decide to help him review the movie. Will three critics be enough to review an Uwe Boll movie?

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  • Top 11 F*ck Ups
    Top 11 F*ck Ups
    Episode 39
    9/1/09
    9.0

    Everyone makes mistakes, and the Nostalgia Critic is no exception. So, he counts down the Top 11 mistakes he's made so far.

  • Captain America
    Captain America
    Episode 38
    8/25/09
    8.8
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Captain America. However, he finds that this super hero is portrayed like a pushover and always getting beaten.
  • Warriors of Virtue
    Warriors of Virtue
    Episode 37
    8/18/09
    9.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Warriors of Virtue. Despite the fact that it promises martial arts and kangaroos, he finds the movie to be incredibly boring.
  • We're Back!
    We're Back!
    Episode 36
    8/12/09
    8.3
    The Nostalgia Critic decides to review We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story in the style of Hunter S. Thompson.
  • Captain N
    Captain N
    Episode 35
    8/4/09
    8.5
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the show Captain N: The Game Master. Even though he likes Nintendo, it still doesn't make up for the show's undeveloped characters that barely resemble their video game designs, as well as the fact that it constantly plugs Nintendo characters and products.
  • Last Action Hero
    Last Action Hero
    Episode 34
    7/29/09
    9.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Last Action Hero. With Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent and how the movie pokes fun at itself, the Nostalgia Critic finds it hard to comment on the movie. However, with so many random star appearances and lack of realism, he still gives it a try.
  • LOTR Animated vs LOTR
    7/22/09
    9.3
    The Nostalgia Critic compares the 1978 animated The Lord of the Rings movie and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Which one will be considered the best Lord of the Rings movie?
  • Barb Wire
    Barb Wire
    Episode 32
    7/14/09
    8.5
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Barb Wire, a movie that he thinks was made solely to show off Pamela Anderson's body.
  • Top 11 Cereal Mascots
    7/7/09
    7.0
    If there is one thing that kids know best, it is cereal. So, the Nostalgia Critic counts down the Top 11 cereal mascots.
  • Steel
    Steel
    Episode 30
    7/1/09
    8.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews Steel. With Shaquille O'Neal's wooden acting when trying to portray a super hero, this movie is going to be easy for the Nostalgia Critic to bash.
  • Transformers 2
    Transformers 2
    Episode 29
    6/27/09
    9.0
    In honor of his first review, the Nostalgia Critic goes back to his original formula for reviewing the latest Transformers movie, Transformers 2.
  • Gargoyles
    Gargoyles
    Episode 28
    6/24/09
    9.5
    The Nostalgia Critic salutes the Walt Disney show, Gargoyles.
  • Sidekicks
    Sidekicks
    Episode 27
    6/17/09
    9.5
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Sidekicks. With a kid constantly dreaming about Chuck Norris, the film becomes even more self-indulgent than Moonwalker. Can Chuck Norris save the movie from the wrath of the Nostalgia Critic?
  • Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells
    Deciding to put aside their differences and review something together, the Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd decide to review a documentary about a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles band. However, this movie may be so bad that not even the two of them can handle it.
  • North
    North
    Episode 25
    6/3/09
    8.0
    With the movie North being so widely known as being terrible, even by Siskel and Ebert, the Nostalgia Critic can't help but review it. With unfunny jokes and extremely stereotypical and racist ethnicities being portrayed, perhaps he should have passed this one up.
  • Full House
    Full House
    Episode 24
    5/26/09
    10
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the show Full House. Despite it being a popular television show, he can't understand how it lasted so long with bland characters and unfunny jokes.
  • Batman vs Dark Knight
    5/20/09
    10
    The Nostalgia Critic introduces a new way to review and compare similar movies. This time he compares the original 1989 Batman to the 2008 Dark Knight movie. Which one will emerge as the better Batman movie?
  • Short Circuit 1 and 2
    5/13/09
    8.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews both Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2. With two movies starring a talking robot, how could it possibly be bad?
  • TGWTG Team Brawl
    TGWTG Team Brawl
    Episode 21
    5/10/09
    9.9
    As the Nostalgia Critic enjoys another good morning, he runs into The Angry Video Game Nerd and another battle begins. However, when the Nostalgia Chick, Kyle Justin, The Spoony One, Benzaie, and many others join in the fight, it turns into a team brawl between the gamers and the critics. Which team will emerge triumphant?moreless
  • Red Sonja
    Red Sonja
    Episode 20
    5/5/09
    8.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Red Sonja. However, with lackluster performances and Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger as the stars, will he find the movie interesting, or just boring and hard to understand?
  • TMNT
    TMNT
    Episode 19
    4/22/09
    7.0
    Many users have requested that the Nostalgia Critic review the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. So, he decides to review TMNT. Will he find the movie to be just as good as the originals, or is it beyond his generation?
  • Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments
    4/15/09
    0.0
    The Superman movies are very nostalgic, but even they have had some dumb moments. So, the Nostalgia Critic counts down the Top 11 dumbest Superman moments.
  • Moonwalker
    Moonwalker
    Episode 17
    4/8/09
    8.8
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Moonwalker, but finds that it's just a big ego-trip for Michael Jackson. However, will one special dancing number redeem the movie in his eyes?
  • Neverending Story
    Neverending Story
    Episode 16
    4/1/09
    0.0
    As an April Fools Day special, Chester A. Bum reviews The Neverending Story in the Nostalgia Critic's place.
  • Pagemaster
    Pagemaster
    Episode 15
    3/31/09
    8.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Pagemaster. Although, with poorly developed characters and situations, will he get through the review without being bored to death?
  • Titanic - Animated Musical
    3/24/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic takes on the movie Titanic: The Legend Goes On. However, with unrealistic relationships, bad editing, and a rapping dog, he feels that this movie should have went down with the ship.
  • Rock A Doodle
    Rock A Doodle
    Episode 13
    3/17/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Rock A Doodle. By pointing out its confusing narrative, the horrible acting of the young protagonist, and inconsistencies in the plot, he feels that this movie marks the decline of Don Bluth's career.
  • Garbage Pail Kids
    Garbage Pail Kids
    Episode 12
    3/11/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. With disgusting characters, no plot, and exceptionally poor animatronics, the Nostalgia Critic finds that this movie is something else that belongs in a garbage pail.
  • Twister
    Twister
    Episode 11
    3/3/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Twister. With it's scientific inaccuracies and boring dialogue, he finds that this movie is the one doing all the sucking.
  • Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks
    2/24/09
    0.0

    Growing up, everyone has seen a show or movie that has had some kind of really twisted scene. So, the Nostalgia Critic decides to countdown the Top 11 most messed up moments.

  • Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
    2/18/09
    10

    The Nostalgia Critic reviews to shows involving Sonic the Hedgehog, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, as well as Sonic the Hedgehog. One will be utter trash and one will be brilliant by comparison. Which one is which?

  • Good Son
    Good Son
    Episode 8
    2/13/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews the movie Good Son. However, this movie is so bad that he lost his voice screaming at it and has to review it using cue cards.
  • A Kid in King Arthur's Court
    2/11/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic reviews A Kid in King Arthur's Court. Although, with absurd situations, historical inaccuracies, and amateur filmmaking techniques, he finds that this movie turns out to be less entertaining than what it sounds like.
  • Ferngully
    Ferngully
    Episode 6
    2/3/09
    0.0
    The Nostalgia Critic and The Nostalgia Chick team up to review FernGully: The Last Rainforest. With uninspired characters, scientific inaccuracies, a preachy attitude, and pointless scenes, will this movie be too horrible for even two critics to handle?
  • The Making of the Final Battle
    1/30/09
    0.0
    This video shows behind-the-scenes footage and the making of the final battle between the Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd.
  • Good Burger
    Good Burger
    Episode 4
    1/27/09
    7.5
    After failing to find footage for Nickelodeon game shows, the Nostalgia Critic instead reviews the Nickelodeon movie Good Burger. However, with many poor jokes and annoying characters, will reviewing this movie be worth it?
  • SNICK
    SNICK
    Episode 3
    1/21/09
    0.0
    In honor of Nickelodeon month, the Nostalgia Critic takes a look back at the shows from the SNICK lineup. Among the shows that he reviews are Roundhouse, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, All That, Prometheus and Bob, Action League Now!, and Kenan & Kel.
  • Nickcoms
    Nickcoms
    Episode 2
    1/13/09
    0.0
    Continuing with his Nickelodeon month reviews, the Nostalgia Critic looks back at the sitcoms of Nickelodeon, or as he calls them, the Nickoms. He looks back at You Can't Do That on Television, Clarissa Explains it All, Hey Dude, Salute your Shorts, and The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
  • Nicktoons
    Nicktoons
    Episode 1
    1/6/09
    10
    January is Nickelodeon month, so the Nostalgia Critic decides to first take a look back at the popular nicktoon shows. He takes a look back at Ren and Stimpy, Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, and Hey Arnold.