Linkara says the Nostalgia Critic's opening and ending catchphrases.
Linkara: This movie sucks.
Nostalgia Critic: It's morals are bullshit, it's plot is half thrown together and physics take a back seat to medicore special effects that you more likely see in one of Linkara's videos.
Nostalgia Critic: Get over it you comic geek, your special effects suck.
Linkara: Bat credit card.
Nostalgia Critic: A BAT CREDIT CARD?! (Takes out his gun and starts shooting everything while screaming)
Linkara: He's the Nostalgia Critic. He remembers it so you don't have to.