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    • Bull Bullshit
      Bull Bullshit
      Season 2009 - Episode 0316
      3/16/09
      0.0
      John Stossel and Drew Carey called their TV thing "Bailouts and Bull" -- man, can't we even own "Bullshit" on TV?
    • Bee Wall
      Bee Wall
      Season 2008 - Episode 1103
      11/3/08
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      Penn as a interior designer using bees!
    • I Hate Daylight Savings
      I Hate Daylight Savings
      Season 2008 - Episode 1030
      10/30/08
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      Penn discovers a cause that he can get behind
    • Viewer Mail - Don't Watch the Debate
      Viewer Mail - Don't Watch the Debate
      Season 2008 - Episode 1030
      10/30/08
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      Penn responds to the videos, emails, and comments that viewers sent in about Penn's "Don't Watch the Debate" video.
    • Large Pumpkins & Voting
      Large Pumpkins & Voting
      Season 2008 - Episode 1023
      10/23/08
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      Penn finds similarities between pumpkins and voting at the fair.
    • Election Day
      Election Day
      Season 2008 - Episode 1104
      11/4/08
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      Penn predicts the outcome of the election.
    • My Father’s Match House
      My Father's Match House
      Season 2008 - Episode 1105
      11/5/08
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      Penn shows off his father's artistic creation.
    • The Rules for Produce
      The Rules for Produce
      Season 2008 - Episode 1105
      11/5/08
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      Penn shows us some of the more important things to know when judging produce.
    • Soccer Dad
      Soccer Dad
      Season 2008 - Episode 1113
      11/13/08
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      Penn discusses his child in sports
    • A Jewish Man's First Bacon
      A Jewish Man's First Bacon
      Season 2008 - Episode 1120
      11/20/08
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      Penn introduces an orthodox Jewish man to the wonders of non-Kosher food.
    • New York vs. Las Vegas
      New York vs. Las Vegas
      Season 2008 - Episode 1111
      11/11/08
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      Penn discusses the differences between Las Vegas and New York.
    • Parenting Doesn’t Matter
      Parenting Doesn't Matter
      Season 2008 - Episode 1105
      11/5/08
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      Penn explains his philosophy on good parenting.
    • Sending Cd's to the Military
      Sending Cd's to the Military
      Season 2008 - Episode 1023
      10/23/08
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      Which is more honorable for our troops overseas: used Cd's or New Cd's?
    • Num3ers
      Num3ers
      Season 2008 - Episode 1017
      10/17/08
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      After guest starring on Num3ers, Penn talks about the dichotomy of election opinions between the Cast and the Crew.
    • & Teller 2
      & Teller 2
      Season 2008 - Episode 1017
      10/17/08
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      Penn raves about Teller's new web series
    • Viewer Mail Wrap Up
      Viewer Mail Wrap Up
      Season 2008 - Episode 1002
      10/2/08
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      Penn finishes up answering more viewer mail.
    • Viewer Mail - Bee Balls
      Viewer Mail - Bee Balls
      Season 2008 - Episode 0930
      9/30/08
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      Penn responds to viewer mail regarding his bee sting experience.
    • Viewer Mail - Cynicism
      Viewer Mail - Cynicism
      Season 2008 - Episode 0929
      9/29/08
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      Penn responds to the comments made on his cynicism piece.
    • Viewer Mail Hillary Wants Obama to Lose
      Viewer Mail Hillary Wants Obama to Lose
      Season 2008 - Episode 0925
      9/25/08
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      Penn addresses more user comments and mail.
    • Overpaying Your Taxes
      Overpaying Your Taxes
      Season 2008 - Episode 1008
      10/8/08
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      Penn asks everyone a question about larger government.
    • Paying For Planetariums
      Paying For Planetariums
      Season 2008 - Episode 1008
      10/8/08
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      Who knew that skeptics were so adamant about planetariums.
    • MsgtSpook Knows What He's Talking About
      MsgtSpook Knows What He's Talking About
      Season 2008 - Episode 1009
      10/9/08
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      Every american has an opinion about the wars in the Middle East but who really knows what they are talking about?
    • Barack's Unfortunate Middle Name
      Barack's Unfortunate Middle Name
      Season 2008 - Episode 1017
      10/17/08
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      Why didn't Barack Obama change his name?
    • Teller's Email
      Teller's Email
      Season 2008 - Episode 1017
      10/17/08
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      Penn reads an email from Teller about the current economic crisis.
    • You Can't Vote Against
      You Can't Vote Against
      Season 2008 - Episode 1015
      10/15/08
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      Can you vote against a candidate or is that a fallacy?
    • Don't Watch The Debate
      Don't Watch The Debate
      Season 2008 - Episode 1015
      10/15/08
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      Will you be watching the final Presidential debate? Who is the debate really for? America was founded on ideas - what are yours? Submit your video...
    • Remembering My Sister
      Remembering My Sister
      Season 2008 - Episode 1113
      11/13/08
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      A very personal story about Penn's sister
    • Shower Scene
      Shower Scene
      Season 2008 - Episode 1120
      11/20/08
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      Penn's shower inspires him to share his film idea- Anna Nicole Smith as Madame Curry.
    • America's Got Talent
      America's Got Talent
      Season 2009 - Episode 0824
      8/24/09
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      We were on "America's Done Got Some of That There Talent," where they let us cut a woman into halves and get bloody. Here's my side of the story.
    • Ripping Michael Vick's Face Off
      Ripping Michael Vick's Face Off
      Season 2009 - Episode 0821
      8/21/09
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      I know nothing about football, or dog fighting, or the legal system, and I know that wishing doesn't work. But . . . wishing for Michael Vick to be tortured doesn't seem like it should be called "compassion."
    • - My New Partner
      - My New Partner
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
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      A gorgeous partner on a reality show leads Penn to question Teller's looks
    • Bob Dylan's ID
      Bob Dylan's ID
      Season 2009 - Episode 0820
      8/20/09
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      Bob Dylan was stopped and asked for I.D. in Jersey. He didn't say, "Do you know who the fuck I am?" and he shouldn't have had to.
    • Texting While Driving
      Texting While Driving
      Season 2009 - Episode 0825
      8/25/09
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      I've stopped doing anything else while I'm driving. So, now I drive like Burt Reynolds picking up Dom in Cannonball Run!
    • Evangelical Kung Fu
      Evangelical Kung Fu
      Season 2009 - Episode 0818
      8/18/09
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      Because I'm the guy who gets proselytized to the most, I'm getting good at it. I'm becoming the Atheist/Evangelical Kung Fu master. You come at me with Jesus, I'll take you down to ChinaTown.
    • It Ruined the Whole Show
      It Ruined the Whole Show
      Season 2009 - Episode 0827
      8/27/09
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      I hit a women in the head with an aluminum foil ball during our show. She wanted her money back. She was "distracted."
    • Religion and Health Care
      Religion and Health Care
      Season 2009 - Episode 0904
      9/4/09
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      Whether you are for or against government healthcare the "Religious Conscience" should REALLY piss you off. If you're an "established religion" -- you don't have to pay the tax or treat your children.
    • Glenn Beck
      Glenn Beck
      Season 2009 - Episode 0903
      9/3/09
      0.0
      Obama is not racist. Glenn Beck is not racist. And why do people who don't watch a show have a vote about it?
    • I'm a Sorry Pig
      I'm a Sorry Pig
      Season 2009 - Episode 0901
      8/1/09
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      A guy does his time for a crime and wants to get back on his feet and we can't be associated with him. I'm such a pig. Such a sorry pig.
    • Apheresis
      Apheresis
      Season 2009 - Episode 0831
      8/31/09
      0.0
      I love doing apheresis platelet donation. I help people, I get to read in a nice chair and my phlebotomist (and I have one) brings me chilled cranberry juice. What a deal.
    • Atheist Eagles
      Atheist Eagles
      Season 2009 - Episode 0811
      8/18/09
      0.0
      This guy who wrote a book that I read and liked wanted me to congratulate his son on being an Eagle Scout. Oh dear. Bad move.
    • Egrams
      Egrams
      Season 2009 - Episode 0817
      8/17/09
      0.0
      Christians are praying for me and writing me notes and making children write me notes and . . . see me bang my head against the wall.
    • You Can't Really Call Me a Magician
      You Can't Really Call Me a Magician
      Season 2009 - Episode 0813
      8/13/09
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      Penn knows he's not a magician because of his inability to lie to people.
    • Click Language
      Click Language
      Season 2008 - Episode 1125
      11/25/08
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      Penn wants to learn a new language. Guess which one?
    • Atheist Quakers
      Atheist Quakers
      Season 2008 - Episode 1125
      11/25/08
      0.0
      If mystics get to be atheists then Penn needs a new term for himself.
    • Grammar
      Grammar
      Season 2008 - Episode 1125
      11/25/08
      0.0
      Would you like your High School English teacher to come to your work and take notes on all of your grammar mistakes for the day?
    • Good Music I Don't Like (and Hand Jobs)
      Good Music I Don't Like (and Hand Jobs)
      Season 2008 - Episode 1121
      11/21/08
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      There is an absolute joy to listening to good music that you usually don't like.
    • John Rael Is Giving Away His Vote
      John Rael Is Giving Away His Vote
      Season 2008 - Episode 1125
      11/25/08
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      A video response to John Rael who documented giving his vote away during the election.
    • Esperanto
      Esperanto
      Season 2008 - Episode 1126
      11/26/08
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      Penn wonders what he should learn when he turns 55?
    • Desert Bus Charity
      Desert Bus Charity
      Season 2008 - Episode 1202
      12/2/08
      0.0
      Please visit http://desertbus.org/ and donate to the Child's Play Charity. Help the team set the record for playing the world's most boring video game ever!
    • After the Show
      After the Show
      Season 2009 - Episode 810
      8/10/09
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      After every show we hang out and talk to folks.  We do it because we like it.
    • When Silence Speaks
      When Silence Speaks
      Season 2009 - Episode 806
      8/6/09
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      I was in a room with 800 people, dead quiet for an hour. It was really powerful. Maybe those Quakers were on to something.
    • Not SkitSnack
      Not SkitSnack
      Season 2009 - Episode 807
      8/7/09
      0.0
      I found out that "Skitsnack" is NOT the name of "Bullshit" in Sweden. I was W. Wrongy Wrongenstein.
    • It's Good to be a Kid
      It's Good to be a Kid
      Season 2008 - Episode 1205
      12/5/08
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      Penn's 2 yr old son takes advantage of his age.
    • Viewer Mail - The Party of Hate
      Viewer Mail - The Party of Hate
      Season 2008 - Episode 0925
      9/25/08
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      Penn addresses more viewer male and gets political.
    • Viewer Mail - Welcome to YouTube Edition
      Viewer Mail - Welcome to YouTube Edition
      Season 2008 - Episode 0923
      9/23/08
      0.0
      Penn answers more viewer mail.
    • Guns and Freedom
      Guns and Freedom
      Season 2008 - Episode 0703
      7/3/08
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      Penn tackles the tough topics of Guns and Freedom.
    • Newsweek and TAM 6.0
      Newsweek and TAM 6.0
      Season 2008 - Episode 0702
      7/2/08
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      Penn responds to the criticism over his answer of "I don't know" at The Amazing Meeting.
    • George Carlin
      George Carlin
      Season 2008 - Episode 0701
      7/1/08
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      After the passing of George Carlin, Penn shares his thoughts and stories.
    • TAM 6.0
      TAM 6.0
      Season 2008 - Episode 0630
      6/30/08
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      Penn talks about his experience at Tam 6.0.
    • Anti-Semitic
      Anti-Semitic
      Season 2008 - Episode 0707
      7/7/08
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      Penn addresses accusations that he is Anti-Semitic.
    • WALL-E
      WALL-E
      Season 2008 - Episode 0708
      7/8/08
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      Penn shares his thoughts on the new Pixar Movie Wall-E.
    • Selling Votes on Ebay
      Selling Votes on Ebay
      Season 2008 - Episode 0710
      7/10/08
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      Penn claims if its yours, sell it.
    • The Thelonious Monkees
      The Thelonious Monkees
      Season 2008 - Episode 0715
      7/15/08
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      Penn decides he might start a band but stumbles on a roadblock.
    • Agnostic vs. Atheist Part 2
      Agnostic vs. Atheist Part 2
      Season 2008 - Episode 0714
      7/14/08
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      Penn tackles the tough subject of religion and beliefs.
    • Anti- Semitic Correction
      Anti- Semitic Correction
      Season 2008 - Episode 0712
      7/12/08
      0.0
      Penn clears up a joke he did on Chelsea Lately.
    • Facebook Thanks
      Facebook Thanks
      Season 2008 - Episode 0711
      7/11/08
      0.0
      Penn thanks all those who have reached out on Facebook.
    • Tiny Tim's Ukulele
      Tiny Tim's Ukulele
      Season 2008 - Episode 0627
      6/27/08
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      Penn ponders buying Tiny Tim's Ukulele.
    • Agnostic vs. Atheist
      Agnostic vs. Atheist
      Season 2008 - Episode 0626
      6/26/08
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      Penn takes on the topic of Agnostic vs. Atheist.
    • Facebook
      Facebook
      Season 2008 - Episode 0624
      6/24/08
      0.0
      Don't expect Penn to add you anytime soon.
    • How to Pronounce Purse
      How to Pronounce Purse
      Season 2008 - Episode 0610
      6/10/08
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      Penn's daughter gives her brother a speech lesson.
    • Bullshit Slogan
      Bullshit Slogan
      Season 2008 - Episode 0609
      6/9/08
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      Penn shares his idea for Bullshit’s new slogan, which involves a little person and a bull.
    • Banned From Playing Poker?
      Banned From Playing Poker?
      Season 2008 - Episode 0606
      6/6/08
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      Penn addresses a rumor about him being banned from playing poker at the Rio.
    • Iszi Naked
      Iszi Naked
      Season 2008 - Episode 0605
      6/5/08
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      Penn discusses what he thinks nudity is in very candid terms.
    • Dead Sea Lions
      Dead Sea Lions
      Season 2008 - Episode 0612
      6/12/08
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      Penn tries to get through his sea lion joke with a straight face.
    • Bullshit Set
      Bullshit Set
      Season 2008 - Episode 0613
      6/13/08
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      The set of Bullshit through Penn's eyes.
    • I'll Be a Blue Nosed Gopher
      I'll Be a Blue Nosed Gopher
      Season 2008 - Episode 0616
      6/16/08
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      Penn describes an outrageous scene from his series Bullshit.
    • Match Game
      Match Game
      Season 2008 - Episode 0623
      6/23/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses a failed screen test for the Match Game.
    • Pornography and Reality TV
      Pornography and Reality TV
      Season 2008 - Episode 0620
      6/20/08
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      Penn explains why he feels all technology is driven by sex and reality TV.
    • Tony Fitzpatrick
      Tony Fitzpatrick
      Season 2008 - Episode 0619
      6/19/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses his extensive Tony Fitzpatrick collection.
    • Bullshit Symbolism
      Bullshit Symbolism
      Season 2008 - Episode 0617
      6/17/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses the symbolism of aluminum foil suits
    • Facebook Quiz
      Facebook Quiz
      Season 2008 - Episode 0717
      7/17/08
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      Penn tests a facebook user claiming to be Dancing with the Stars host, Tom Bergeron.
    • Yankee Doodle and Atheist Jokes
      Yankee Doodle and Atheist Jokes
      Season 2008 - Episode 0718
      7/18/08
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      Penn explores the term, "Yankee" and the jokes surrounding the word.
    • Nip It In the Butt
      Nip It In the Butt
      Season 2008 - Episode 0819
      8/19/08
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      Penn's trip to the dentist results in a risky comment.
    • Hair In Your Eyes
      Hair In Your Eyes
      Season 2008 - Episode 0818
      8/18/08
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      Penn talks about hair and evolution.
    • Bee Balls
      Bee Balls
      Season 2008 - Episode 0815
      8/15/08
      0.0
      Penn gets stung multiple times during a trick and has an allergic reaction in the worst place possible.
    • Krab
      Krab
      Season 2008 - Episode 0814
      8/14/08
      0.0
      Penn likes to fake it.
    • Half-Ass
      Half-Ass
      Season 2008 - Episode 0821
      8/21/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses the various of "half-ass"
    • Vacation
      Vacation
      Season 2008 - Episode 0822
      8/22/08
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      Penn is taking a vacation. But do not worry! He will return September 15th!
    • Hillary Wants Obama to Lose
      Hillary Wants Obama to Lose
      Season 2008 - Episode 0915
      9/15/08
      0.0
      Out of all of the selections, Penn would choose Hillary if he had the power.
    • Having My Ear Taped To My Nose
      Having My Ear Taped To My Nose
      Season 2008 - Episode 0922
      9/22/08
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      Penn talks about his operation and the chaos that ensues when one is on prescription medication.
    • The Power of the Presidency
      The Power of the Presidency
      Season 2008 - Episode 0919
      9/19/08
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      Penn talks about the limited role that the president should take.
    • Cynicism
      Cynicism
      Season 2008 - Episode 0918
      9/18/08
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      Penn explains that in an election, cynicism is called for.
    • The Party of Hate
      The Party of Hate
      Season 2008 - Episode 0916
      9/16/08
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      Penn explains his notion that the Democrats are the party of hate and the Republicans are the part of fear.
    • Harvard (Cock)
      Harvard (Cock)
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
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      Penn discusses the cock that is Harvard.
    • Emergency Landing
      Emergency Landing
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
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      Penn shares a story of his plane taking an emergency landing and his thoughts during it.
    • Superman and the KKK
      Superman and the KKK
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses how Superman took down the KKK.
    • Pain
      Pain
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
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      Penn explores the notion of pain.
    • Ratso
      Ratso
      Season 2008 - Episode 0724
      7/24/08
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      Penn speaks of his friendship with Ratso.
    • Lay or Lie
      Lay or Lie
      Season 2008 - Episode 0722
      7/22/08
      0.0
      Penn explores some lingo used in the magician world.
    • Bob Barr
      Bob Barr
      Season 2008 - Episode 0721
      7/21/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about Bob Barr and politics in general.
    • Bette Midler is a Star
      Bette Midler is a Star
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
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      Penn discusses the difference in meeting himself vs. the star that is Bette Midler.
    • Vinnie the Puke
      Vinnie the Puke
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      In this story, Penn lets us know that Vinnie the Puke isn't that easy to track down.
    • Foie Gras
      Foie Gras
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses the food that is foie gras.
    • Ron Silver
      Ron Silver
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn changes his mind on his opinion of Ron Silver.
    • Objective Reality
      Objective Reality
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
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      Penn gets deeper into the notion of objective truth.
    • Songs From the Depths of Hell
      Songs From the Depths of Hell
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn is excited to find a hard to find album.
    • I Don't Know?
      I Don't Know?
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses some doubts concerning the events of September 11th.
    • Atheists #3 on Facebook
      Atheists #3 on Facebook
      Season 2009 - Episode 0902
      9/2/09
      0.0
      According to the Washington Post Facebook says in their religion category, #1 is "Christian," #2 is Islam, and #3 is ATHEIST! Wow. And they're cheating to get us down that far. We might be higher.
    • UniTasking
      UniTasking
      Season 2009 - Episode 0908
      9/8/09
      0.0
      I'm trying really hard to learn to unitask. My phone just shouldn't be that important and maybe I should try to live in the here and now.
    • Singing the Beatles
      Singing the Beatles
      Season 2009 - Episode 1204
      12/4/09
      0.0
      I sang "I Am the Walrus" and it damned nearly killed me. Do you know how much energy it takes to make up for a lack of talent and skill?
    • Magic for Children
      Magic for Children
      Season 2009 - Episode 1203
      12/3/09
      0.0
      Man, I hate stupid little magic tricks, and I'm too cool for them . . . except after 3 hours with my children, and then I'm Mr. Magic Daddy.
    • Tom Bergeron & Ayaan Hirsi Ali
      Tom Bergeron & Ayaan Hirsi Ali
      Season 2009 - Episode 0110
      1/10/09
      0.0
      Penn gives you a very big hint on what it is like to be inside his head.
    • Come Together
      Come Together
      Season 2009 - Episode 0108
      1/8/09
      0.0
      Penn discusses blow jobs in relation to Come Together by The Beatles
    • 2008 Wrap-Up: Films
      2008 Wrap-Up: Films
      Season 2009 - Episode 0115
      1/15/09
      0.0
      Penn only saw 22 films this year. What films were his favorites?
    • Inauguration & God
      Inauguration & God
      Season 2009 - Episode 0120
      1/20/09
      0.0
      One nation under god? Penn discuss the lawsuit that Michael Newdow has brought before the nation.
    • 2008 Wrap-Up: Books
      2008 Wrap-Up: Books
      Season 2009 - Episode 0120
      1/20/09
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      Another Penn not a review about the books he read in 2008.
    • Requests for the No God Band
      Requests for the No God Band
      Season 2009 - Episode 0127
      1/27/09
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      Penn wants to get a band together for The Amazing Meeting.
    • 2008 Wrap-up: Home Video
      2008 Wrap-up: Home Video
      Season 2009 - Episode 0126
      1/26/09
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      2008 Wrap-up: Home Video - Penn reveals what were the best of best in his home theater.
    • In The Air
      In The Air
      Season 2009 - Episode 0123
      1/23/09
      0.0
      In England a bus reminded people there was no god. In Washington D.C. there was a billboard that did the same. It warmed Penn's heart.
    • 2008 Wrap-Up: Live Shows
      2008 Wrap-Up: Live Shows
      Season 2009 - Episode 0122
      1/22/09
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      2008 Wrap up Live Shows - Wonder what shows did inspire Penn this year?
    • The Wrestler
      The Wrestler
      Season 2009 - Episode 0108
      1/8/09
      0.0
      Penn speaks about "The Wrestler" by Darren Aronofsky starring Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei.
    • Celebrity Dicks
      Celebrity Dicks
      Season 2009 - Episode 1201
      12/1/09
      0.0
      You know the halfassed stars that walk around with body guards calling attention to themselves, maybe this will help you understand them. Or maybe they're just assholes.
    • Twist & Shout is Magic
      Twist & Shout is Magic
      Season 2009 - Episode 1130
      11/30/09
      0.0
      John Lennon's ripped apart and unhealthy vocal on "Twist and Shout" can teach you how to do ever magic trick in the world.
    • Atheists #3 on Facebook
      Atheists #3 on Facebook
      Season 2009 - Episode 0914
      9/14/09
      0.0
      According to the Washington Post Facebook says in their religion category, #1 is "Christian," #2 is Islam, and #3 is ATHEIST! Wow. And they're cheating to get us down that far. We might be higher.
    • Something Bono Said
      Something Bono Said
      Season 2009 - Episode 1119
      11/19/09
      0.0
      Bono said "Thanks for giving us a wonderful life" -- isn't that stupid, crazy, humble, presumptuous, self-absorbed, magnanimous, and lots of other things? It's beautiful.
    • Worst Assistant for a Bullet Trick
      Worst Assistant for a Bullet Trick
      Season 2009 - Episode 0106
      1/6/09
      0.0
      Penn's message to his worst bullet trick assistant.
    • Desensitized to Violence
      Desensitized to Violence
      Season 2009 - Episode 1117
      11/17/09
      0.0
      If there's any evidence that video game or movie depiction of violence, or any kind of music or art desensitizes real people to real violence -- well, I don't know what I might do.
    • Egrams
      Egrams
      Season 2009 - Episode 0817
      8/17/09
      0.0
      Christians are praying for me and writing me notes and making children write me notes and . . . see me bang my head against the wall.
    • Atheist Billboard
      Atheist Billboard
      Season 2009 - Episode 1120
      11/20/09
      0.0
      Yeah, I'm just not a solidarity guy. I've got complaints about Atheist billboards . . . once a buddy told me what was wrong.
    • Duplex Planet
      Duplex Planet
      Season 2009 - Episode 1123
      11/23/09
      0.0
      My buddy, David Greenberger, does art that deals with the elderly. Funny, loving, beautiful, inspiring -- you gotta check it out.
    • Elderly Parents
      Elderly Parents
      Season 2009 - Episode 1127
      11/27/09
      0.0
      I got the best advice ever for dealing with elderly parents. It won't help much, but you're going to need all the help you can get.
    • My Son Doesn't Do Drugs
      My Son Doesn't Do Drugs
      Season 2009 - Episode 1126
      11/26/09
      0.0
      I was a hippy in high school (still am) and the police stopped me all the time. My Dad said I didn't do drugs. How could he have possibly known?
    • Painting A Joke On A Turtle
      Painting A Joke On A Turtle
      Season 2009 - Episode 0108
      1/8/09
      0.0
      Penn leaves his mark on a turtle and wonders to this day if someone ever was able to enjoy it.
    • I May Have Revealed Too Much...
      I May Have Revealed Too Much...
      Season 2009 - Episode 1124
      11/24/09
      0.0
      I found out the principal of my children's school watches these things. I never counted on that. Never. Oops.
    • Early George Carlin
      Early George Carlin
      Season 2009 - Episode 0129
      1/29/09
      0.0
      Early George Carlin: Time has passed since George Carlin passed. How has Penn been affected?
    • Respect for Christians
      Respect for Christians
      Season 2009 - Episode 0130
      1/30/09
      0.0
      Respect for Christians
    • Help Me Write Something for Glenn Beck
      Help Me Write Something for Glenn Beck
      Season 2009 - Episode 0227
      2/27/09
      0.0
      Penn would like you to help him write and article for Glenn Beck's magazine
    • Bullshit: Rescuing a Go-Go Dancer
      Bullshit: Rescuing a Go-Go Dancer
      Season 2009 - Episode 0226
      2/26/09
      0.0
      Why Penn Jillette got kicked out of the Las Vegas Palms.
    • Viewer Mail - David Blaine
      Viewer Mail - David Blaine
      Season 2009 - Episode 0224
      2/24/09
      0.0
      Penn gives his opinion about endurance artist David Blaine.
    • Bullshit: The Nude Girl
      Bullshit: The Nude Girl
      Season 2009 - Episode 226
      2/26/09
      0.0
      Penn's pet peeve about nude girls on Bullshit.
    • Viewer Mail - My Children's Names
      Viewer Mail - My Children's Names
      Season 2009 - Episode 0303
      3/3/09
      0.0
      Penn reveals the reasons behind his children's names.
    • Bullshit: Speaking for Catholics
      Bullshit: Speaking for Catholics
      Season 2009 - Episode 0302
      3/2/09
      0.0
      Only the guy with the funny hat can speaks for Catholics.
    • Less Lying
      Less Lying
      Season 2009 - Episode 1217
      12/17/09
      0.0
      My wife went to a mentalism/magic show and came back thinking some of the tricks were real. And she's really smart and in the know. It made me feel guilty for the lying in our show.
    • From Guilty to Self Righteous
      From Guilty to Self Righteous
      Season 2009 - Episode 1223
      12/23/09
      0.0
      What's the term for a person who was guilty of something, and then fixes it and then is very self-righteous about anyone else who hasn't fixed it? Oh, I know . . . . asshole.
    • Elephant Cow
      Elephant Cow
      Season 2009 - Episode 1223
      12/23/09
      0.0
      We're going to dress up a cow to look like "Elsie, the Rare, Pigmy, Spotted, African Elephant" and vanish her in the P&T show. Is it wrong to dress a cow as an elephant?
    • Nail Gun Trick
      Nail Gun Trick
      Season 2009 - Episode 1223
      12/23/09
      0.0
      By pretending that my firing a nail gun into my hand in the show was really dangerous, I was morally implicating the audience. I've changed that. It's just a trick and I admit it.
    • Holiday Break 2009
      Holiday Break 2009
      Season 2009 - Episode 1223
      12/23/09
      0.0
      Going on break for a bit. See you in 2010!
    • Viewer Mail - Jesus Camp
      Viewer Mail - Jesus Camp
      Season 2009 - Episode 0220
      2/20/09
      0.0
      A question about the documentary Jesus camp spurs Penn to discuss faith.
    • Viral
      Viral
      Season 2009 - Episode 0219
      2/19/09
      0.0
      To viral or not to viral that is the question. Penn loves the internet.
    • I Don't Think I'm a Cynic
      I Don't Think I'm a Cynic
      Season 2009 - Episode 0213
      2/13/09
      0.0
      Penn doesn't think he has turned into a cynic because he's not a blind Obama follower.
    • What's the Harm?
      What's the Harm?
      Season 2009 - Episode 0206
      2/6/09
      0.0
      Ever heard "What's the harm in believing in...?" Penn introduces you to whatstheharm.net which answers that question.
    • Pledging to be a Servant
      Pledging to be a Servant
      Season 2009 - Episode 0205
      2/5/09
      0.0
      Penn responds to Demi Moore's and Ashton Kutcher's I Pledge video.
    • Stem Cell Research
      Stem Cell Research
      Season 2009 - Episode 0203
      2/3/09
      0.0
      Is federal funding for stem cell research needed?
    • Unintended Consequences
      Unintended Consequences
      Season 2009 - Episode 0202
      2/2/09
      0.0
      Penn comments about Outliers: The Story of Success by Malcolm Gladwell.
    • You Can't Prove Anything
      You Can't Prove Anything
      Season 2009 - Episode 1207
      12/7/09
      0.0
      Some Atheist woman told me she broke up with her boyfriend because she wouldn't say there was proof of no god. She needs to go back to him.
    • Only Atheists Can Be Moral
      Only Atheists Can Be Moral
      Season 2009 - Episode 1214
      12/7/09
      0.0
      People who believe in god, at least a personal god who keeps score, can not be moral. They can be good and helpful and trustworthy, but not moral.
    • Bowels No Move
      Bowels No Move
      Season 2009 - Episode 1214
      12/7/09
      0.0
      Who's on First, Johnny Fuckerfaster and Bowels No Move -- I love and hate these jokes. Teepee full of shit!
    • Surrounded by Patriotism
      Surrounded by Patriotism
      Season 2009 - Episode 0212
      2/12/09
      0.0
      Penn finds himself surrounded by patriotism. Should Barack Obama have this much power?
    • A New Perspective
      A New Perspective
      Season 2009 - Episode 0210
      2/10/09
      0.0
      As time goes by Penn finds a new perspective on the art he loved in his younger years.
    • Is Dissent Still Patriotic?
      Is Dissent Still Patriotic?
      Season 2009 - Episode 0209
      2/9/09
      0.0
      Is Dissent Still Patriotic? Penn comments on the article by David Harsanyi. Check it out: http://www.denverpost.com/harsanyi/ci_11505879
    • Magic for the Blind
      Magic for the Blind
      Season 2009 - Episode 1214
      12/7/09
      0.0
      Man, I wanted to make fun of Teller for picking a blind woman to watch a visual trick, but . . . he was right.
    • High Diving with David Blaine
      High Diving with David Blaine
      Season 2009 - Episode 0105
      1/5/09
      0.0
      David Blaine stops backstage of the Penn & Teller live show and tells how he is training to high dive.
    • Times Square in my Underwear
      Times Square in my Underwear
      Season 2009 - Episode 2
      12/30/08
      0.0
      Penn strips down in Times Square and freezes his ass off.
    • Padma
      Padma
      Season 2009 - Episode 1001
      10/1/09
      0.0
      I met Padma Lakshmi and she proved, once again, that I am such an asshole loser.
    • Happy Blasphemy Day
      Happy Blasphemy Day
      Season 2009 - Episode 0929
      9/29/09
      0.0
      September 30th is "Blasphemy Day" and, well, I'm doing my part. There is no god. There is no god. There is no god.
    • The Beatles Remastered
      The Beatles Remastered
      Season 2009 - Episode 0928
      9/28/09
      0.0
      Man, the new Beatles remasters are amazing. I'm listening to all of them, in order, mono and stereo. And Sony didn't give them to me either.
    • The La La Song
      The La La Song
      Season 2009 - Episode 0925
      9/25/09
      0.0
      For a change, I'm doing a song for this PennSays. It's "The La La Song." I wrote it. I play drums. I sing . . . kinda.
    • The Beatles as Proof of God
      The Beatles as Proof of God
      Season 2009 - Episode 0925
      9/25/09
      0.0
      A big cheese producer friend of mines says the Beatles are proof of god. I think they're proof of George Martin.
    • John Lennon was the Drummer
      John Lennon was the Drummer
      Season 2009 - Episode 1005
      9/5/09
      0.0
      The great thing about romantic pop bands, is forcing the wrong person on the wrong instrument. John Lennon is a drummer, Paul is a lead guitar player. Ringo just is.
    • Penn & Teller iPhone App
      Penn & Teller iPhone App
      Season 2009 - Episode 1006
      9/6/09
      0.0
      P&T just debuted a new iPhone app at TechCrunch. It's a great app, but I didn't know I was out there asking for money from judges.
    • The Wizard of Oz
      The Wizard of Oz
      Season 2009 - Episode 1012
      10/12/09
      0.0
      I watch the Wizard of Oz with my young children. And well, yeah, then, I abandoned them during the scary parts
    • Have I Converted?
      Have I Converted?
      Season 2009 - Episode 1009
      10/9/09
      0.0
      I let churches use my PennSays about proselytizing, and now someone says that's proof I'm not longer Atheist. Just shoot me.
    • Defending Glenn Beck
      Defending Glenn Beck
      Season 2009 - Episode 1008
      10/8/09
      0.0
      It gets harder and harder to defend Glenn Beck on any front at all. But, it was hard to defend Abbie Hoffman in the 60's. They are the same to me.
    • Cheap Trick Playing Sgt. Pepper
      Cheap Trick Playing Sgt. Pepper
      Season 2009 - Episode 1008
      9/8/09
      0.0
      I saw Cheap Trick and an orchestra do "Sgt Pepper" all the way through live. It was stupid. No reason to do it. And just perfect and beautiful for that reason.
    • Wayne's World
      Wayne's World
      Season 2009 - Episode 0924
      9/24/09
      0.0
      I love friendship, pure affection and living outside of the law. The Three Stooges and Wayne's World.
    • In-N-Out Cup Quotes
      In-N-Out Cup Quotes
      Season 2009 - Episode 0921
      9/16/09
      0.0
      In 'N' Out Burgers have biblical quotes on their cups. Are the burgers good enough to over come that? Nope, not with Fat Burger around.
    • Three Stooges With My Kids
      Three Stooges With My Kids
      Season 2009 - Episode 0921
      9/21/09
      0.0
      I got the pure parental joy of watching the Three Stooges with my toddlers. Mox and Zz Nyuk Nyuk.
    • Matching Penises
      Matching Penises
      Season 2009 - Episode 0915
      9/15/09
      0.0
      In the circumcision debate, people say that "boys should match their fathers." What the fucking fuck? Where are these father/son cock matching demonstrations? That seems wrong to me.
    • Paying Respect to Roy Horn
      Paying Respect to Roy Horn
      Season 2009 - Episode 0914
      9/14/09
      0.0
      When Roy Horn got his head bit off by a fucking tiger, I went out and bought leather pants. Here's why.
    • David Allan Coe
      David Allan Coe
      Season 2009 - Episode 0911
      9/11/09
      0.0
      I bumped into David Allan Coe and invited him to our show. I didn't have the balls to invite him out for ice cream. He's batshit crazy and I love him.
    • If You Love Your Parents...
      If You Love Your Parents...
      Season 2009 - Episode 0909
      9/9/09
      0.0
      The right is fighting healthcare with "scare tactics" but a friend sent me an article FOR healthcare that uses an anecdote AND says if you love your parents you'll agree with me. It's even worse.
    • Hillary Clinton Joke Predicts the Future
      3/22/08
      0.0
      Penn accidentally figures out the 2008 Presidential election winner!
    • Third Worst Celebrity Name
      Third Worst Celebrity Name
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      3/29/08
      0.0
      Wasn't it great when your classmates laughed at your silly name? Penn tells why odd names are good.
    • Getting Famous
      Getting Famous
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      4/5/08
      0.0
      Is it better to be famous and forgotten or never famous at all? Penn shows how quickly fame fades.
    • Three Stooges Marathon
      Three Stooges Marathon
      Season 2009 - Episode 0918
      9/18/09
      0.0
      I'm watching all 190 Three Stooges shorts in order. I finished Volume 1 and I have some thoughts.
    • Seeing David Allan Coe Live
      Seeing David Allan Coe Live
      Season 2009 - Episode 0917
      9/17/09
      0.0
      Teller and I went to see David Allan Coe in the 70's a Gilley's. I don't know how we lived through it, but we became Penn & Teller.
    • Bruno
      Bruno
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      4/19/08
      0.0
      Penn gripes about Bruno, the judge from Dancing with the Stars
    • I Agree With the Pope
      I Agree With the Pope
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      4/12/08
      0.0
      If you want to be a nut wear a funny hat...Penn talks about the Pope battling Satan.
    • Playing Music with Mull and Smothers
      Playing Music with Mull and Smothers
      Season 2009 - Episode 1013
      10/13/09
      0.0
      I did Paul Provenz's ShowTime show "Green Room" with Martin Mull and Tommy Smothers -- two of the biggest heroes of my life.
    • Cell Phone Fact Checking
      Cell Phone Fact Checking
      Season 2009 - Episode 1015
      10/15/09
      0.0
      I really need to have conversations with people where cell phones are OFF. People check facts, and miss the truth. Cell phones make people answer rhetorical questions.
    • Gay Porn Grammar
      Gay Porn Grammar
      Season 2009 - Episode 1102
      11/2/09
      0.0
      I had a serious professional grammatical discussion of gay pornographic titles. I think we found the dirtier of two choices.
    • Atheist Greeting Cards
      Atheist Greeting Cards
      Season 2009 - Episode 1103
      11/3/09
      0.0
      You know, sometimes I add "there is no god" for no reason. A friend suggests a greeting card line.
    • Give Him a Hand!
      Give Him a Hand!
      Season 2009 - Episode 1105
      11/5/09
      0.0
      Sometimes the whole world works together to make a joke that only I get. We have a wounded war veteran, give him a hand!
    • Halloween Costume Disaster
      Halloween Costume Disaster
      Season 2009 - Episode 1031
      10/31/09
      0.0
      Oh dear. An adult male cannot dress as a ghost for Halloween, if "dress like a ghost" means wearing a white sheet. White sheet on an adult male does not read "ghost." I'm such an idiot.
    • Smothers Follow-Up
      Smothers Follow-Up
      Season 2009 - Episode 1106
      11/6/09
      0.0
      Greg, for Red Eye was very supportive of me being reamed by my hero, Tommy Smothers, and told me his own situation.
    • Daylight Savings Time
      Daylight Savings Time
      Season 2009 - Episode 1109
      11/9/09
      0.0
      I know I already carried on enough about "Daylight Savings Time" but, it's history shows us how careful we have to be with temporary government crisis ideas.
    • Safe Street
      Safe Street
      Season 2009 - Episode 1110
      11/10/09
      0.0
      On Halloween we took our children to the mall (I did NOT dress in a sheet) and they did their Trick or Treat at stores. It's called "Safe Street" and that bugs me a bit.
    • Playboy and Aging
      Playboy and Aging
      Season 2009 - Episode 1
      12/29/08
      0.0
      As Penn ages and changes, so does his view of Playboy.
    • Deuteronomy 21:10 -14
      Deuteronomy 21:10 -14
      Season 2009 - Episode 1116
      11/16/09
      0.0
      I'm not a biblical scholar, but I've read the damn thing. But Deuteronomy 21:10 -14, sure doesn't look like a pro-feminist hunk to me.
    • Bono Bopped
      Bono Bopped
      Season 2009 - Episode 1113
      11/13/09
      0.0
      U2 did a GREAT show. And Bono is a good guy. He does good things. And he's ernest. And he's sincere. And . . . he got bopped in the nose with a very fancy microphone. I'm dying.
    • Rape Bystanders
      Rape Bystanders
      Season 2009 - Episode 1112
      11/12/09
      0.0
      "There outta be a law" to arrest and punish the gang rape bystanders. When someone says "There outta be a law" there probably ountn't."
    • Dylan Christmas Album
      Dylan Christmas Album
      Season 2009 - Episode 1029
      10/29/09
      0.0
      Dylan has done a Xmas album. I don't believe in Santa Claus, or virgin births, or jesus, or god, or flying reindeer, but I believe in Dylan. Man, I can't stop playing it.
    • Grammar Girl Corrections
      Grammar Girl Corrections
      Season 2009 - Episode 1030
      10/30/09
      0.0
      Grammar Girl came to our show twice and found only 2 mistakes in my grammar and I explained those away. But . . . she might have been misdirected.
    • Get a Life
      Get a Life
      Season 2009 - Episode 1027
      10/27/09
      0.0
      If that's ever been said to you, be proud. Passion is what life really is and that command steps on it.
    • Implant Security
      Implant Security
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      5/10/08
      0.0
      A chance gift from the doctor gives Penn peace of mind and hours of joy. Perhaps there are alternate markets for silicone.
    • 21
      21
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      5/3/08
      0.0
      You've seen the movie now hear the truth! Penn talks about his friendship with one of the MIT card counters that the movie 21 was based on.
    • Pratfalls
      Pratfalls
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      4/26/08
      0.0
      How many times do you have to tell people something before it sinks in? Penn wonders if there is any showmen left in entertainment.
    • Getting Yelled At by One of My Heroes
      Getting Yelled At by One of My Heroes
      Season 2009 - Episode 1016
      10/16/09
      0.0
      I sat on TV, while my hero Tommy Smothers yelled in my face how pissed off he was at me for appearing on Glenn Beck. It broke my heart.
    • Making My Dad Proud
      Making My Dad Proud
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      5/24/08
      0.0
      Dancing with the Stars was unable to get Penn emotional backstage after his competition. Here Penn opens up about what his parents would think about his appearance on the hit reality show.
    • Drugs & Suicide
      Drugs & Suicide
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      5/31/08
      0.0
      Would Penn be okay with his wife taking drugs? Is it okay for the government to restrict his wife from using drugs? Should the government be allowed to make suicide illegal?
    • Nicholson Baker's New Book
      Nicholson Baker's New Book
      Season 2009 - Episode 1019
      10/19/09
      0.0
      The NYT said Nicholson Baker's new book sounded like a "mildly drunken Penn Jillette . . ." Wow, I better start drinking.
    • Zombieland
      Zombieland
      Season 2009 - Episode 1026
      10/26/09
      0.0
      Yeah, I liked Zombieland.  George Romero, man, he invented a kind of movie, and his ideas grow in other people's movies.   All that was added, was Zombie's running.
    • Smart MILF
      Smart MILF
      Season 2009 - Episode 1023
      10/23/09
      0.0
      I bring my children to playgrounds and talk to MILFs.  I thought I was clever, but . . . there are some smart smart MILFs out there.
    • KIVA Micro-Loans
      KIVA Micro-Loans
      Season 2009 - Episode 1021
      10/21/09
      0.0
      I'm not telling you to give money to these guys, but it sure is fun to loan money to wonderful people who need it. Fun fun fun.
    • I Love Tiny Tim
      I Love Tiny Tim
      Season 2009 - Episode 1021
      10/21/09
      0.0
      I was asked to do a video for the NYC release party of a new Tiny Tim record. Since I had the camera out and my hair parted on the side and his uke and suit…
    • Revolution
      Revolution
      Season 2008 - Episode 0604
      6/4/08
      0.0
      Answering a viewer’s question, Penn is conflicted on the notion of a revolution.
    • Quoting Song Lyrics
      Quoting Song Lyrics
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn gets into issues surrounding the complicated issues of fair use of song lyrics and quotes.
    • Calling Atheists Less Than Human
      Calling Atheists Less Than Human
      Season 2009 - Episode 528
      5/28/09
      0.0
      Cardinal Cormack Murphy O'Connor described Atheists as not fully human. According to Mr. O'Connor the transcendental feeling is part of a full human life and atheists don't get to take part in it.
    • Japanese Rape Game
      Japanese Rape Game
      Season 2009 - Episode 526
      5/26/09
      0.0
      Penn states that prosecuting thought crimes are wrong.
    • A Fatal Bullet Catch
      A Fatal Bullet Catch
      Season 2009 - Episode 525
      5/25/09
      0.0
      Penn's apology for not accidentally blowing his brain out on stage.
    • Revolution 20
      Revolution 20
      Season 2009 - Episode 521
      5/21/09
      0.0
      The Beatles' REVOLUTION origins.
    • Sexting
      Sexting
      Season 2009 - Episode 529
      5/29/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - Can you believe people used to prank call and call it mischief? Turns out if Penn were a kid he'd be getting frisky with the rest of them.
    • Godless Girl Guides
      Godless Girl Guides
      Season 2009 - Episode 0527
      5/27/09
      0.0
      The Girl Guides of Canada are getting rid of their pledge to god.
    • Imagine Moxie
      Imagine Moxie
      Season 2009 - Episode 602
      6/2/09
      0.0
      Can a father be any more proud of his daughter. Moxie sings Imagine by John Lennon and Penn is filled with a father's love.
    • Bill Donahue is a Dipshit
      Bill Donahue is a Dipshit
      Season 2009 - Episode 717
      7/17/09
      0.0
      Yeah, I'm talking about the new Justice, the Catholic League asshole, and abortion. Please don't turn on me.
    • Live Free or Die
      Live Free or Die
      Season 2009 - Episode 608
      6/8/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - Free speech isn't just an idea for Penn Jillette, it's his way of life and his daily practice as a red blooded American.
    • Up! vs. Up!
      Up! vs. Up!
      Season 2009 - Episode 605
      6/5/09
      0.0
      Old guys with toddlers can confuse big old swinging tits with family cartoon fun. But, maybe they're the same.
    • Shecky Greene
      Shecky Greene
      Season 2009 - Episode 604
      6/4/09
      0.0
      Shecky Greene is one of the greatest shows ever.
    • JREF Million Dollar Challenge
      JREF Million Dollar Challenge
      Season 2009 - Episode 519
      5/19/09
      0.0
      Penn invites you to join him at the James Randy Educational Foundation live million dollar challenge during the Amazing Meeting in Las Vegas
    • Twittering
      Twittering
      Season 2009 - Episode 0518
      5/18/09
      0.0
      Penn launches @pennsays on twitter. Instant updates on new Penn Says videos plus more Penn commentary.
    • Messing with Our Show
      Messing with Our Show
      Season 2009 - Episode 515
      5/15/09
      0.0
      During "Psychic Comedian" at the P&T show, someone maliciously fucked up the trick. 
    • A Fantastic Compliment
      A Fantastic Compliment
      Season 2009 - Episode 501
      4/1/09
      0.0
      The best compliment we've ever gotten on our Sawing a Woman into Halves.
    • Naked Elvis Baptism
      Naked Elvis Baptism
      Season 2009 - Episode 430
      4/30/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - How Penn was baptized by a fat, naked Elvis impersonator with a small Johnson.
    • IKEA
      IKEA
      Season 2009 - Episode 428
      4/28/09
      0.0
      IKEA is what I want a corporation to be, and this is all I know about them.
    • The Audacity of No Hope
      The Audacity of No Hope
      Season 2009 - Episode 427
      4/27/09
      0.0
      Hope isn't audacious, hope is delusional.   I'm talking about the audacity of no hope!
    • Looking for a Guy Like Penn
      Looking for a Guy Like Penn
      Season 2009 - Episode 504
      4/4/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - Every girl's looking for a guy like Penn. Discover his secrets and snag your babe.
    • Stories About Breast Milk
      Stories About Breast Milk
      Season 2009 - Episode 505
      4/5/09
      0.0
      Two stories about breast milk. Which do you think is more disgusting?
    • Correction to Audacity of No Hope
      Correction to Audacity of No Hope
      Season 2009 - Episode 507
      5/7/09
      0.0
      If Penn is even wrong about his favorite movie you can best your asses he is wrong about everything else.
    • Fireman Sex Aid
      Fireman Sex Aid
      Season 2009 - Episode 514
      5/14/09
      0.0
      I have a sex aid that really works.  I'm not selling them and I don't do SPAM, so I'm just putting it up here for you.
    • Skeptic Article
      Skeptic Article
      Season 2009 - Episode 512
      5/12/09
      0.0
      Exclusive: Penn reads an article he wrote called "Love of Truth and a Little Bullshit"
    • Prayer Test
      Prayer Test
      Season 2009 - Episode 0511
      5/11/09
      0.0
      Since the proselytizing video there are many people praying for Penn to convert. Will he or won't he?
    • The NEA Ruined Famous Artists
      The NEA Ruined Famous Artists
      Season 2009 - Episode 508
      5/8/09
      0.0
      The National Endowment for the Arts has turned artists from geniuses to beggars. Libertarians make better artists.
    • Blocking Scientology
      Blocking Scientology
      Season 2009 - Episode 611
      6/11/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - Wikipedia says no no no to Scientology's self-image-cyber-softening and Penn has something to say about all of it.
    • Free Speech & Chiropractic Care
      Free Speech & Chiropractic Care
      Season 2009 - Episode 612
      6/12/09
      0.0
      We called chiropractors "Baby-twisting motherfuckers" but Simon is getting busted in the U.K. for "Bogus."
    • Viewer Mail - Bill Donahue is a Dipshit
      Viewer Mail - Bill Donahue is a Dipshit
      Season 2009 - Episode 0717
      7/17/09
      0.0
      Viewer Mail -- AwakenedSamus is a Catholic who thinks Bill Donahue is a dipshit. Shouldn't all Catholics think that and say it all the time?
    • Viewer Mail - Do I Read Your Comments?
      Viewer Mail - Do I Read Your Comments?
      Season 2009 - Episode 716
      7/16/09
      0.0
      Viewer Mail - The most common question in the comments is do I read the comments. Well, yes and no -- It's because of the Cohen Brothers.
    • Unibomber
      Unibomber
      Season 2009 - Episode 714
      7/14/09
      0.0
      It's not O'Reilly and Beck's fault that right wing nuts kill people any more than the Unibomber is Gore's fault.
    • Virtual Kiddie Porn
      Virtual Kiddie Porn
      Season 2009 - Episode 710
      7/10/09
      0.0
      I think if real children aren't hurt, it's not kiddie porn. Virtual ain't real.
    • Viewer Mail - The Free Market
      Viewer Mail - The Free Market
      Season 2009 - Episode 720
      7/20/09
      0.0
      Viewer Mail -- JasonLeeHolm wants to know how we protect consumers without screwing up the free market. Luckily, I have the answer.
    • My Children Saw My Show
      My Children Saw My Show
      Season 2009 - Episode 723
      7/23/09
      0.0
      My daughter and son so the Penn & Teller show live on stage at the Rio for the first time. Man, we were nervous.
    • Viewer Mail - Kiddie Porn Thought Crime
      Viewer Mail - Kiddie Porn Thought Crime
      Season 2009 - Episode 724
      7/24/09
      0.0
      AlexAwesome let me know about an amazing "thought crime" court case. Now, if I could just learn to pronounce "Manga."
    • Randi is Always Right
      Randi is Always Right
      Season 2009 - Episode 811
      8/11/09
      0.0
      Randi doesn't think any psychics so far have predicted the future. But, The Amazing Randi himself can.
    • Campus Crusade for Christ
      Campus Crusade for Christ
      Season 2009 - Episode 0721
      7/21/09
      0.0
      I, Penn Jillette, am part of the Campus Crusade for Christ. It's a nutty world, people, a nutty world.
    • Viewer Mail - American Czars
      Viewer Mail - American Czars
      Season 2009 - Episode 728
      7/28/09
      0.0
      Viewer Mail -- Skarloey123 and Plipsig have comments about "Incite" and Czars and I'm on it.
    • We're Still Right About Circumcision
      We're Still Right About Circumcision
      Season 2009 - Episode 727
      7/27/09
      0.0
      Regardless of new studies, Penn still believes that circumcision isn't justified.
    • Al Franken
      Al Franken
      Season 2009 - Episode 0709
      7/9/09
      0.0
      Should we be loyal to the individual or to the ideal? I chose the ideal, but I'm still happy a good man and a co-worker, Al Frankin, got what he wanted.
    • From the Great Apes to Cyberspace
      From the Great Apes to Cyberspace
      Season 2009 - Episode 707
      7/7/09
      0.0
      I finished this book about how cooking shaped our evolution, and it made me think of my own annoying theory.
    • American Idol Ignorance
      American Idol Ignorance
      Season 2009 - Episode 706
      7/6/09
      0.0
      "Ignorance of your Culture is not Considered Cool" I've lived by that, but American Idol makes me wonder.
    • Penn's Grim Portrait
      Penn's Grim Portrait
      Season 2009 - Episode 619
      6/19/09
      0.0
      I try to be a sourpuss in my drivers license picture as a wimp protest, and find out I'm following the law. Bastards!
    • Mommy XXX
      Mommy XXX
      Season 2009 - Episode 618
      6/18/09
      0.0
      My bosses at Crackle are doing their bit to mainstream porn and I'm all for it. You can watch Mommy XXX and then search her for real sex.
    • Happy High Taxes
      Happy High Taxes
      Season 2009 - Episode 616
      6/16/09
      0.0
      Denmark, Finland, and the Netherlands have really happy highly taxed people. Is that a good thing?
    • Czar In Charge
      Czar In Charge
      Season 2009 - Episode 615
      6/15/09
      0.0
      Man, oh, man, oh man -- why is the word "Czar" becoming a good thing? Tell me, please, princess.
    • Cynicism is Hateful
      Cynicism is Hateful
      Season 2009 - Episode 623
      6/23/09
      0.0
      I was fighting with a "hateful" poker pro over the cynicism of the redistribution of wealth.
    • Backstage at a Porno
      Backstage at a Porno
      Season 2009 - Episode 625
      6/25/09
      0.0
      Which is harder work, fucking for money, or talking to David Letterman?
    • Endless Orgy for the Goddess of Perversion
      6/26/09
      0.0
      I miss big old pubic bushes. I miss bad bad women doing dirty dirty films that could now be shown on MTV.
    • Sony and the Stooges
      Sony and the Stooges
      Season 2009 - Episode 702
      7/2/09
      0.0
      I am so proud to be associated with the company that is showing proper respect to The Three Stooges and it took them only 70 years to do it.
    • Michael Jackson and Bullshit
      Michael Jackson and Bullshit
      Season 2009 - Episode 0701
      7/1/09
      0.0
      I had to go on the radio in Chicago and sell my stupid Bullshit TV show, right when Michael Jackson died. Im such an asshole.
    • Today Show Psychic
      Today Show Psychic
      Season 2009 - Episode 630
      6/30/09
      0.0
      There was a bullshit psychic on the "Today Show." I wish he'd had the balls to just lie like a man.
    • Princess Party
      Princess Party
      Season 2009 - Episode 629
      6/29/09
      0.0
      I hate the whole idea of royalty, but I had to wear a little crown for my daughter's Cinderella party.
    • Un-baptized
      Un-baptized
      Season 2009 - Episode 424
      4/24/09
      0.0
      How can someone get UN-baptized?
    • Atheist Parenting
      Atheist Parenting
      Season 2009 - Episode 0415
      4/15/09
      0.0
      Taking my son to see Clifford the Big Red Atheist Dog
    • Christmas
      Christmas
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Penn's views about corporate bailouts and Obama's presidential election.
    • Faith Heckle
      Faith Heckle
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Penn gets left speechless by a one word heckle.
    • Bandaid
      Bandaid
      Season 2008 - Episode 1211
      12/11/08
      0.0
      Penn lays down his views on abortion. Pro-choice or Pro-life?
    • Synecdoche: a Review & Discussion
      Synecdoche: a Review & Discussion
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Penn reviews and discusses the Charlie Kaufman movie: Synecdoche: New York
    • Viewer Mail - Racism & the Death Penalty
      Viewer Mail - Racism & the Death Penalty
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Penn's views on the Death Penalty and Race
    • Is This a Great Episode Or What?
      Is This a Great Episode Or What?
      Season 2008 - Episode 1124
      11/24/08
      0.0
      What the F@%# do you think is Penn's favorite punctuation?!
    • Sam Harris
      Sam Harris
      Season 2008 - Episode 1021
      10/21/08
      0.0
      Penn talks with Sam Harris about the election
    • The Best Heckle I Ever Heard
      The Best Heckle I Ever Heard
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about how just the one word “Sputnik” made the great comedian Sam Kinison stop in his tracks.
    • I'm Not Going To See Bad Shows Anymore
      I'm Not Going To See Bad Shows Anymore
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about how bad shows suck the joy and ambition out of his life.
    • Viewer Mail For March 24, 2008
      Viewer Mail For March 24, 2008
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn responds to viewer mail about urban legends and mullets
    • Abortion & the Supreme Court
      Abortion & the Supreme Court
      Season 2008 - Episode 1014
      10/14/08
      0.0
      Should churches be allowed to finance politicians?
    • Viewer Mail - Corporate Bailouts & Obama
      Viewer Mail - Corporate Bailouts & Obama
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      BandAid thanks God that others are starving during Christmas.
    • Viewer Mail - Abortion
      Viewer Mail - Abortion
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Being an Atheist with children around Christmas time can be difficult.
    • Slumdog Millionaire Review
      Slumdog Millionaire Review
      Season 2008 - Episode 1222
      12/22/08
      0.0
      Uri Geller has received a major magician award - hasn't he always denied he is a magician?
    • Viewer Mail - Hell House
      Viewer Mail - Hell House
      Season 2009 - Episode 0223
      2/23/09
      0.0
      Penn responds to a viewer's questions about the Hell House.
    • George Carlin And Fred Phelps
      George Carlin And Fred Phelps
      Season 2009 - Episode 0304
      3/4/09
      0.0
      Why do we want the assholes to love us?
    • Legalize Marijuana
      Legalize Marijuana
      Season 2009 - Episode 0304
      3/4/09
      0.0
      As the one guy who's never smoked dope, Penn Says, STOP the war on drugs now!
    • Israel and the Pope
      Israel and the Pope
      Season 2009 - Episode 0304
      3/4/09
      0.0
      The Pope was trying to censor private TV in Israel.   But, at least it's the guy in the hat speaking for Catholics.
    • Dr. Seuss
      Dr. Seuss
      Season 2009 - Episode 0304
      3/4/09
      0.0
      In case being an Atheist and a libertarian isn't unpopular enough -- try my take on Dr. Seuss.
    • Viewer Mail - Proposition 8
      Viewer Mail - Proposition 8
      Season 2009 - Episode 0217
      2/17/09
      0.0
      Penn responds to California's vote on Proposition 8.
    • God And the Inauguration
      God And the Inauguration
      Season 2009 - Episode 0120
      1/20/09
      0.0
      In England a bus reminded people there was no god. In Washington D.C. there was a billboard that did the same. It warmed Penn's heart.
    • Viewer Mail - Racism And Death Penalty
      Viewer Mail - Racism And Death Penalty
      Season 2008 - Episode 1211
      12/11/08
      0.0
      David Blaine stops backstage of the Penn & Teller live show and tells how he is training to high dive.
    • SkitSnack
      SkitSnack
      Season 2009 - Episode 0701
      7/1/09
      0.0
      It's the Swedish word for Bullshit. If only we had called our show that, we could advertise -- no one speaks Swedish.
    • Uri's Magician's Award
      Uri's Magician's Award
      Season 2008 - Episode 1211
      12/11/08
      0.0
      Penn gives you a very big hint on what it is like to be inside his head.
    • Aristocrats Law
      Aristocrats Law
      Season 2009 - Episode 0713
      7/13/09
      0.0
      "The Aristocrats," my dirty dirty dirty movie, is mentioned by a judge in the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals dissent. He didn't like it.
    • Im 600 Feet Tall
      Im 600 Feet Tall
      Season 2009 - Episode 115
      1/15/09
      0.0
      Penn is going to be 600 feet tall on the Rio. What is Penn thinking of when you see him in that picture?
    • The Soloist
      The Soloist
      Season 2009 - Episode 0518
      5/18/09
      0.0
      After watching "The Soloist" Penn remembers his friend Big Al in Philadelphia
    • Larry King
      Larry King
      Season 2009 - Episode 409
      4/9/09
      0.0
      Penn talks about a recent appearance he made on Larry King Live in which King says we need someone to tell the masses what to think.
    • Qualified
      Qualified
      Season 2009 - Episode 0407
      4/7/09
      0.0
      On his recent Larry King Live appearance, Penn's qualifications are called into focus.
    • Madonna
      Madonna
      Season 2009 - Episode 0406
      4/6/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - Penn has Madonna's foreign-baby-adopting back. Let her do it, he says!
    • Zappa Plays Zappa
      Zappa Plays Zappa
      Season 2009 - Episode 406
      3/5/09
      0.0
      Zappa Plays Zappa is smart music, played perfectly, that can teach you what it means to understand and respect your parents.
    • Counter Intuitive
      Counter Intuitive
      Season 2009 - Episode 410
      4/10/09
      0.0
      Having a hugely charismatic leader, could be counter intuitive.
    • Rush Limbaugh
      Rush Limbaugh
      Season 2009 - Episode 413
      4/13/09
      0.0
      Rush Limbaugh spoke on his radio show about how much he enjoyed Penn on Larry King Live.
    • Viewer Mail - Being a Beekeeper
      Viewer Mail - Being a Beekeeper
      Season 2009 - Episode 0414
      4/14/09
      0.0
      Penn knows enough not to be a beekeeper
    • Ask Not...
      Ask Not...
      Season 2009 - Episode 421
      4/21/09
      0.0
      What do we really owe to our country? Who should we give our time, our life, our hearts, our love, our creativity, and our work to?
    • Glenn Beck's Tea Party at the Alamo
      Glenn Beck's Tea Party at the Alamo
      Season 2009 - Episode 420
      4/20/09
      0.0
      Was Penn seen at a rally letting god bless America?
    • TAM 7
      TAM 7
      Season 2009 - Episode 731
      7/31/09
      0.0
      Penn invites everyone to join him The Amazing meeting this year July 9th-12th 2009 at the South Point Hotel & Casino. Then join Penn & Teller at the Rio for a great magic show.
    • Kelly Carlin
      Kelly Carlin
      Season 2009 - Episode 416
      4/16/09
      0.0
      Penn wants to be remembered like Kelly Carlin remembers George Carlin
    • Trillion
      Trillion
      Season 2009 - Episode 403
      4/3/09
      0.0
      We're doing the stimulus package, which we'll pay for forever, but we could have just . . . . stopped paying taxes instead. A trillion is a lot of money.
    • Katy Perry
      Katy Perry
      Season 2009 - Episode 402
      4/2/09
      0.0
      PENN SAYS - Penn shows up in Katy Perry's new video, solidifying that intelligence is hipster cool.
    • Flame War
      Flame War
      Season 2009 - Episode 331
      3/31/09
      0.0
      How would you rather be insulted? Would you rather be told that your morals meant nothing or told "fuck you in the neck?"
    • Viewer Mail - Knowing There's No God
      Viewer Mail - Knowing There's No God
      Season 2009 - Episode 317
      3/17/09
      0.0
      Penn does not know more than the Pope but Penn does not believe anything unless there is evidence.
    • Ghostbusters WTC
      Ghostbusters WTC
      Season 2009 - Episode 0814
      8/14/09
      0.0
      The Ghostbusters game is set in 1991, but there is no World Trade Center Buildings on the skyline. At least that's what I was told.
    • Viewer Mail: 1/23/08
      Viewer Mail: 1/23/08
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Suicide versus religious freedom, and a very special message to Frank Lutz.
    • Abortion and the Supreme Court
      Abortion and the Supreme Court
      Season 2008 - Episode 1014
      10/14/08
      0.0
      Should churches be allowed to finance politicians?
    • Lawyer Love
      Lawyer Love
      Season 2009 - Episode 319
      3/19/09
      0.0
      Crackle's lawyers and Bullshit's lawyers, protect me from myself and others, but they've stopped a few funny things.
    • Penn &
      Penn &
      Season 2009 - Episode 320
      3/20/09
      0.0
      For a brief 48 hours the side of the Rio Hotel and Casino in LV, NV had my picture and said "Penn."  Then they added "& Teller."
    • Dick Dale
      Dick Dale
      Season 2009 - Episode 323
      3/23/09
      0.0
      The King of the Surf Guitar just beat cancer again.   Man, I love him on so many levels.
    • If You Seek Amy
      If You Seek Amy
      Season 2009 - Episode 330
      3/30/09
      0.0
      Brittney has done the perfect pop song. Just perfect. Sexy and great for children.
    • A Chance to Fuck Elvis
      A Chance to Fuck Elvis
      Season 2009 - Episode 327
      3/27/09
      0.0
      If you had a chance to fuck Elvis or Bill Clinton and you didn't take it -- don't try to be a friend of mine.
    • Painting My Fingernail
      Painting My Fingernail
      Season 2009 - Episode 0324
      3/26/09
      0.0
      I've had my fingernail painted for most of my life, and when we did the 600' picture on the side of the Rio -- we all forgot.
    • Turning 54
      Turning 54
      Season 2009 - Episode 0324
      3/24/09
      0.0
      This year I turned 54. I'm a year older than Zappa was when he died. Oh dear.
    • Failed Psychic
      Failed Psychic
      Season 2009 - Episode 803
      7/3/09
      0.0
      The failed psychic, Connie Sonne said there was "no test" that could prove her wrong. What the fuck?
    • Mr. Deity
      Mr. Deity
      Season 2009 - Episode 804
      7/4/09
      0.0
      Mr. Deity gave a shout out to Penn & Teller's Bullet Catch, so here's a shout out right back. Lucifer says, "Penn works for me."
    • Jonas Brothers
      Jonas Brothers
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn can't stand the fact that he can stand today's youth music
    • My Breast Implant
      My Breast Implant
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn espouses the virtues of his beloved spare breast implant Check out the interview with Penn! http://cracklevideo.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/penn-answers/
    • Reading the Bible on the Bus
      Reading the Bible on the Bus
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      If people read the bible outloud, Penn will read atheism louder
    • 21
      21
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn doesn't get the MIT blackjack card counters from 21
    • The Cost of Staying Healthy
      The Cost of Staying Healthy
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn on a study that reveals the hidden health-care costs of healthy people
    • Shine a LIght
      Shine a LIght
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses the new Scorcese Rolling Stones documentary, Shine a Light
    • Predicting the Future
      Predicting the Future
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Nostradamus is full of malarkey, according to Penn
    • Viewer Mail – Response to Cifier
      Viewer Mail – Response to Cifier
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      A response to: http://crackle.com/c/Penn_Says/Can_a_Brotha_just_be_American%3F/2225170/#ml=fc%3D52%26fp%3D-1%26fx%3D
    • I Heart to Read
      I Heart to Read
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      A ridiculous custom license plate leaves Penn dumbfounded
    • I No Longer Understand…
      I No Longer Understand…
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn gives props to self-doubting physicists
    • A Solution for Oliver Stone
      A Solution for Oliver Stone
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn swears to quit Oliver Stone movies once and for all
    • TSA and Nipple Piercing
      TSA and Nipple Piercing
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn is outraged at TSA for forcing a woman to remove her nipple rings
    • April Fools
      April Fools
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discloses his intimate relationship with Jesus… April Fools!
    • Good Names for Cheeses
      Good Names for Cheeses
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Why Goudeau and Provenza are better names for cheese than Roquefort
    • Sissy Boy
      Sissy Boy
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn wonders why we have grownup tomboys, but no grownup sissies
    • Sit up Straight!
      Sit up Straight!
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Slouching Penn develops bromance with posture-perfect NFL-er Jason Taylor
    • Working Very Hard On...
      Working Very Hard On...
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn giggles about some gross and outdated slang for the male erection
    • Viewer Mail for March 24th, 2008
      Viewer Mail for March 24th, 2008
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn responds to viewer mail about urban legends and mullets
    • Never Winning
      Never Winning
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      A shirtless Penn considers his total lack of competitiveness
    • What I Like to Think
      What I Like to Think
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn gushes about his costars on Dancing with the Stars
    • Done Dancing
      Done Dancing
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      A defeated Penn reflects on his Dancing with the Stars experience
    • What’s Goudeau Up To?
      What's Goudeau Up To?
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses his old radio partner, Michael Goudeau
    • Bruno
      Bruno
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn gripes about Bruno, the judge from Dancing with the Stars
    • Pratfalls
      Pratfalls
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn bemoans the demise of the pratfall; resents your concern
    • Making My Dad Proud
      Making My Dad Proud
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn wonders how his deceased parents would react to Dancing with the Stars
    • Viewer Mail - Religion
      Viewer Mail - Religion
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn responds to more viewer mail.
    • Viewer Mail for April 21st, 2008
      Viewer Mail for April 21st, 2008
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn keeps going with more viewer mail!
    • Viewer Mail – Art vs. Artist
      Viewer Mail – Art vs. Artist
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn replies to more of his viewers, shares some more stories, and conveys that he is not trying to change minds, but is merely speaking his.
    • How to Know if You’re an Atheist Dad
      How to Know if You're an Atheist Dad
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn's statement to the world, one crayon at a time.
    • Dancing Redux
      Dancing Redux
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about how different his experience is on "Dancing with the Stars" when the cameras go off.
    • My Dinner with a Pornographer
      My Dinner with a Pornographer
      Season 2008 - Episode 0812
      8/12/08
      0.0
      Penn reflects on how porn actors are merely immortalizing their youth and how that makes us think about porn differently.
    • Adam Corolla's God Bless America
      Adam Corolla's God Bless America
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about Adam Corolla's speech on Dancing With the Stars.
    • Viewer Mail for May 23rd, 2008
      Viewer Mail for May 23rd, 2008
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn addresses more viewer comments and shows appreciation for his fans.
    • The Last Word on Bruno
      The Last Word on Bruno
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about a comment made by one of the Dancing With the Stars judges.
    • George Bush Joke
      George Bush Joke
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn reveals his Bush Joke which takes on an unexpected twist.
    • Viewer Mail - Racism
      Viewer Mail - Racism
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn gives some love to his users out there.
    • Adam Corolla Follow-Up
      Adam Corolla Follow-Up
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks a bit more about Adam, and comments made on Dancing With the Stars.
    • Boy Scouts Coin
      Boy Scouts Coin
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about where money is going for a new Boy Scout Coin.
    • New York vs. San Francisco
      New York vs. San Francisco
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses which really is the best city in the world
    • Penn says- Atheism is a Solace
      Penn says- Atheism is a Solace
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses how he deals with death and dying and how atheism makes it bearable.
    • Letterman and the Glasses Trick
      Letterman and the Glasses Trick
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses the magic and his glasses trick was lacking on Letterman.
    • How to Befriend Penn & Teller
      How to Befriend Penn & Teller
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn gives a step by step guide on how to befriend the duo.
    • AFAN Aids Walk and Religion
      AFAN Aids Walk and Religion
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn is overjoyed that bigots didn't show up to his most recent AIDS walk.
    • Maybe I Am an Asshole
      Maybe I Am an Asshole
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about the AIDS Walk this year.
    • I Disagree With the Pope
      I Disagree With the Pope
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn has a few issues with the Pope.
    • Drugs and Suicide
      Drugs and Suicide
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn answers a question from the Penn and Teller messageboard.
    • Top or Bottom
      Top or Bottom
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn talks about signing autographs after the show.
    • Jeremiah Wright and Cynicism
      Jeremiah Wright and Cynicism
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn looks at Obama's reaction to Jeremiah Wright from a more cynical point of view.
    • MSNBC and the Hillary Joke
      MSNBC and the Hillary Joke
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses the use of the word "bitch" when appearing on MSNBC.
    • Ron Reagan
      Ron Reagan
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses his strategy for not getting kidnapped when hanging out with Ron Reagan and Al Goldstein.
    • McCain and Secret Service Protection
      McCain and Secret Service Protection
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn shares his excitement over the notion of a president without secret service.
    • Nixon's Mistake
      Nixon's Mistake
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn discusses how Nixon's words changed his life.
    • I'm not a Perfectionist
      I'm not a Perfectionist
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn says perfectionists try too hard, should do things half-assed
    • Zombie Teller
      Zombie Teller
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn promotes movie where his partner, Teller, plays a zombie
    • My Daughter is Not a Princess
      My Daughter is Not a Princess
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Freedom fighter trumps being a princess any day of the week.
    • Getting Famous
      Getting Famous
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      No matter what your efforts are to find fame, there will always be an expiration date.
    • Glenn Beck
      Glenn Beck
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Stern appearance reflections and the odd kinship with a certain super Mormon.
    • Viewer Mail Round 2
      Viewer Mail Round 2
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Suicide versus religious freedom, and a very special message to Frank Lutz.
    • Obama Reminds Me Of...
      Obama Reminds Me Of...
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Backing off on these kind of comparisons is a really good idea.
    • War Criminals
      War Criminals
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Hippies in Vermont are waiting for their Bush and Cheney visit...
    • Penn Jillette's Hate Crime
      Penn Jillette's Hate Crime
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Tell Penn what you think when his and Teller's patriotism gets targeted!
    • Garth Brooks, MySpace and Atheism
      Garth Brooks, MySpace and Atheism
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Knitters and accordion players may be next in line to get the boot from MySpace.
    • CanadiaN
      CanadiaN
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Certain words will always be taboo.
    • Disagreeing Doesn't Make You Evil
      Disagreeing Doesn't Make You Evil
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Contradictory opinions aren't always a sign of evil incarnate.
    • Obama and 24
      Obama and 24
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      If Obama wins, he may want to thank Jack Bauer in his first State of the Union address.
    • Britney is Perfect
      Britney is Perfect
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      An appreciation of Britney taking entertainment to uncharted levels.
    • Third Worst Celebrity Name
      Third Worst Celebrity Name
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn unleashes on the epidemic of uncreative child naming!
    • Optimism and the Blemish
      Optimism and the Blemish
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Optimism faces relative surface area and appreciation for some viewer comments!
    • Magic Underpants
      Magic Underpants
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Question number one on the campaign trail...
    • Dr Phil and Britney Spears
      Dr Phil and Britney Spears
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Occasionally the thinking public gets a rare victory.
    • I Agree With the Pope
      I Agree With the Pope
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Want to commit to religion? Hats may be the answer.
    • Introduction to
      Introduction to
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn Jillette begins his series of rants with an explanation.
    • Hillary Clinton is Scary
      Hillary Clinton is Scary
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Being in a room with Hillary these days may be hazardous to your health...
    • Bill Gates and Global Warming
      Bill Gates and Global Warming
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Penn makes a simple request to Bill, but will he get a response? Stay tuned.
    • Racist LA Gangs
      Racist LA Gangs
      Season 2008 - Episode 0603
      6/3/08
      0.0
      Whether you are racist or not, killing is a bad career choice.