Penn Says - Season 2008

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  • Viewer Mail - Abortion
    Viewer Mail - Abortion
    Episode 1222
    12/22/08
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    Being an Atheist with children around Christmas time can be difficult.
  • Slumdog Millionaire Review
    12/22/08
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    Uri Geller has received a major magician award - hasn't he always denied he is a magician?
  • Christmas
    Christmas
    Episode 1222
    12/22/08
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    Penn's views about corporate bailouts and Obama's presidential election.
  • Viewer Mail - Racism & the Death Penalty
    12/22/08
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    Penn's views on the Death Penalty and Race
  • Faith Heckle
    Faith Heckle
    Episode 1222
    12/22/08
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    Penn gets left speechless by a one word heckle.
  • Synecdoche: a Review & Discussion
    12/22/08
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    Penn reviews and discusses the Charlie Kaufman movie: Synecdoche: New York
  • I'm Not Going To See Bad Shows Anymore
    12/22/08
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    Penn talks about how bad shows suck the joy and ambition out of his life.
  • The Best Heckle I Ever Heard
    12/22/08
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    Penn talks about how just the one word “Sputnik” made the great comedian Sam Kinison stop in his tracks.
  • Viewer Mail - Corporate Bailouts & Obama
    12/22/08
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    BandAid thanks God that others are starving during Christmas.
  • Uri's Magician's Award
    Uri's Magician's Award
    Episode 1211
    12/11/08
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    Penn gives you a very big hint on what it is like to be inside his head.
  • Bandaid
    Bandaid
    Episode 1211
    12/11/08
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    Penn lays down his views on abortion. Pro-choice or Pro-life?
  • Viewer Mail - Racism And Death Penalty
    12/11/08
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    David Blaine stops backstage of the Penn & Teller live show and tells how he is training to high dive.
  • It's Good to be a Kid
    It's Good to be a Kid
    Episode 1205
    12/5/08
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    Penn's 2 yr old son takes advantage of his age.
  • Desert Bus Charity
    Desert Bus Charity
    Episode 1202
    12/2/08
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    Please visit http://desertbus.org/ and donate to the Child's Play Charity. Help the team set the record for playing the world's most boring video game ever!
  • Esperanto
    Esperanto
    Episode 1126
    11/26/08
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    Penn wonders what he should learn when he turns 55?
  • Grammar
    Grammar
    Episode 1125
    11/25/08
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    Would you like your High School English teacher to come to your work and take notes on all of your grammar mistakes for the day?
  • John Rael Is Giving Away His Vote
    11/25/08
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    A video response to John Rael who documented giving his vote away during the election.
  • Click Language
    Click Language
    Episode 1125
    11/25/08
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    Penn wants to learn a new language. Guess which one?
  • Atheist Quakers
    Atheist Quakers
    Episode 1125
    11/25/08
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    If mystics get to be atheists then Penn needs a new term for himself.
  • Is This a Great Episode Or What?
    11/24/08
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    What the F@%# do you think is Penn's favorite punctuation?!
  • Good Music I Don't Like (and Hand Jobs)
    11/21/08
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    There is an absolute joy to listening to good music that you usually don't like.
  • Shower Scene
    Shower Scene
    Episode 1120
    11/20/08
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    Penn's shower inspires him to share his film idea- Anna Nicole Smith as Madame Curry.
  • A Jewish Man's First Bacon
    11/20/08
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    Penn introduces an orthodox Jewish man to the wonders of non-Kosher food.
  • Soccer Dad
    Soccer Dad
    Episode 1113
    11/13/08
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    Penn discusses his child in sports
  • Remembering My Sister
    Remembering My Sister
    Episode 1113
    11/13/08
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    A very personal story about Penn's sister
  • New York vs. Las Vegas
    New York vs. Las Vegas
    Episode 1111
    11/11/08
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    Penn discusses the differences between Las Vegas and New York.
  • My Father’s Match House
    11/5/08
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    Penn shows off his father's artistic creation.
  • The Rules for Produce
    The Rules for Produce
    Episode 1105
    11/5/08
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    Penn shows us some of the more important things to know when judging produce.
  • Parenting Doesn’t Matter
    11/5/08
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    Penn explains his philosophy on good parenting.
  • Election Day
    Election Day
    Episode 1104
    11/4/08
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    Penn predicts the outcome of the election.
  • Bee Wall
    Bee Wall
    Episode 1103
    11/3/08
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    Penn as a interior designer using bees!
  • Viewer Mail - Don't Watch the Debate
    10/30/08
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    Penn responds to the videos, emails, and comments that viewers sent in about Penn's "Don't Watch the Debate" video.
  • I Hate Daylight Savings
    10/30/08
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    Penn discovers a cause that he can get behind
  • Sending Cd's to the Military
    10/23/08
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    Which is more honorable for our troops overseas: used Cd's or New Cd's?
  • Large Pumpkins & Voting
    10/23/08
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    Penn finds similarities between pumpkins and voting at the fair.
  • Sam Harris
    Sam Harris
    Episode 1021
    10/21/08
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    Penn talks with Sam Harris about the election
  • Barack's Unfortunate Middle Name
    10/17/08
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    Why didn't Barack Obama change his name?
  • & Teller 2
    & Teller 2
    Episode 1017
    10/17/08
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    Penn raves about Teller's new web series
  • Num3ers
    Num3ers
    Episode 1017
    10/17/08
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    After guest starring on Num3ers, Penn talks about the dichotomy of election opinions between the Cast and the Crew.
  • Teller's Email
    Teller's Email
    Episode 1017
    10/17/08
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    Penn reads an email from Teller about the current economic crisis.
  • Don't Watch The Debate
    Don't Watch The Debate
    Episode 1015
    10/15/08
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    Will you be watching the final Presidential debate? Who is the debate really for? America was founded on ideas - what are yours? Submit your video...
  • You Can't Vote Against
    You Can't Vote Against
    Episode 1015
    10/15/08
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    Can you vote against a candidate or is that a fallacy?
  • Abortion and the Supreme Court
    10/14/08
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    Should churches be allowed to finance politicians?
  • Abortion & the Supreme Court
    10/14/08
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    Should churches be allowed to finance politicians?
  • MsgtSpook Knows What He's Talking About
    10/9/08
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    Every american has an opinion about the wars in the Middle East but who really knows what they are talking about?
  • Paying For Planetariums
    10/8/08
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    Who knew that skeptics were so adamant about planetariums.
  • Overpaying Your Taxes
    Overpaying Your Taxes
    Episode 1008
    10/8/08
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    Penn asks everyone a question about larger government.
  • Viewer Mail Wrap Up
    Viewer Mail Wrap Up
    Episode 1002
    10/2/08
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    Penn finishes up answering more viewer mail.
  • Viewer Mail - Bee Balls
    9/30/08
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    Penn responds to viewer mail regarding his bee sting experience.
  • Viewer Mail - Cynicism
    Viewer Mail - Cynicism
    Episode 0929
    9/29/08
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    Penn responds to the comments made on his cynicism piece.
  • Viewer Mail Hillary Wants Obama to Lose
    9/25/08
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    Penn addresses more user comments and mail.
  • Viewer Mail - The Party of Hate
    9/25/08
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    Penn addresses more viewer male and gets political.
  • Viewer Mail - Welcome to YouTube Edition
    9/23/08
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    Penn answers more viewer mail.
  • Having My Ear Taped To My Nose
    9/22/08
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    Penn talks about his operation and the chaos that ensues when one is on prescription medication.
  • The Power of the Presidency
    9/19/08
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    Penn talks about the limited role that the president should take.
  • Cynicism
    Cynicism
    Episode 0918
    9/18/08
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    Penn explains that in an election, cynicism is called for.
  • The Party of Hate
    The Party of Hate
    Episode 0916
    9/16/08
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    Penn explains his notion that the Democrats are the party of hate and the Republicans are the part of fear.
  • Hillary Wants Obama to Lose
    9/15/08
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    Out of all of the selections, Penn would choose Hillary if he had the power.
  • Vacation
    Vacation
    Episode 0822
    8/22/08
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    Penn is taking a vacation. But do not worry! He will return September 15th!
  • Half-Ass
    Half-Ass
    Episode 0821
    8/21/08
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    Penn discusses the various of "half-ass"
  • Nip It In the Butt
    Nip It In the Butt
    Episode 0819
    8/19/08
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    Penn's trip to the dentist results in a risky comment.
  • Hair In Your Eyes
    Hair In Your Eyes
    Episode 0818
    8/18/08
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    Penn talks about hair and evolution.
  • Bee Balls
    Bee Balls
    Episode 0815
    8/15/08
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    Penn gets stung multiple times during a trick and has an allergic reaction in the worst place possible.
  • Krab
    Krab
    Episode 0814
    8/14/08
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    Penn likes to fake it.
  • Vinnie the Puke
    Vinnie the Puke
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    In this story, Penn lets us know that Vinnie the Puke isn't that easy to track down.
  • Bette Midler is a Star
    Bette Midler is a Star
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn discusses the difference in meeting himself vs. the star that is Bette Midler.
  • Pain
    Pain
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn explores the notion of pain.
  • What I Like to Think
    What I Like to Think
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn gushes about his costars on Dancing with the Stars
  • My Dinner with a Pornographer
    8/12/08
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    Penn reflects on how porn actors are merely immortalizing their youth and how that makes us think about porn differently.
  • Foie Gras
    Foie Gras
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn discusses the food that is foie gras.
  • I Don't Know?
    I Don't Know?
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn discusses some doubts concerning the events of September 11th.
  • Songs From the Depths of Hell
    8/12/08
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    Penn is excited to find a hard to find album.
  • Harvard (Cock)
    Harvard (Cock)
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn discusses the cock that is Harvard.
  • Emergency Landing
    Emergency Landing
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn shares a story of his plane taking an emergency landing and his thoughts during it.
  • Superman and the KKK
    Superman and the KKK
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn discusses how Superman took down the KKK.
  • Ron Silver
    Ron Silver
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn changes his mind on his opinion of Ron Silver.
  • Objective Reality
    Objective Reality
    Episode 0812
    8/12/08
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    Penn gets deeper into the notion of objective truth.
  • Ratso
    Ratso
    Episode 0724
    7/24/08
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    Penn speaks of his friendship with Ratso.
  • Lay or Lie
    Lay or Lie
    Episode 0722
    7/22/08
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    Penn explores some lingo used in the magician world.
  • Bob Barr
    Bob Barr
    Episode 0721
    7/21/08
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    Penn talks about Bob Barr and politics in general.
  • Yankee Doodle and Atheist Jokes
    7/18/08
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    Penn explores the term, "Yankee" and the jokes surrounding the word.
  • Facebook Quiz
    Facebook Quiz
    Episode 0717
    7/17/08
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    Penn tests a facebook user claiming to be Dancing with the Stars host, Tom Bergeron.
  • The Thelonious Monkees
    The Thelonious Monkees
    Episode 0715
    7/15/08
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    Penn decides he might start a band but stumbles on a roadblock.
  • Agnostic vs. Atheist Part 2
    7/14/08
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    Penn tackles the tough subject of religion and beliefs.
  • Anti- Semitic Correction
    7/12/08
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    Penn clears up a joke he did on Chelsea Lately.
  • Facebook Thanks
    Facebook Thanks
    Episode 0711
    7/11/08
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    Penn thanks all those who have reached out on Facebook.
  • Selling Votes on Ebay
    Selling Votes on Ebay
    Episode 0710
    7/10/08
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    Penn claims if its yours, sell it.
  • WALL-E
    WALL-E
    Episode 0708
    7/8/08
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    Penn shares his thoughts on the new Pixar Movie Wall-E.
  • Anti-Semitic
    Anti-Semitic
    Episode 0707
    7/7/08
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    Penn addresses accusations that he is Anti-Semitic.
  • Guns and Freedom
    Guns and Freedom
    Episode 0703
    7/3/08
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    Penn tackles the tough topics of Guns and Freedom.
  • Newsweek and TAM 6.0
    Newsweek and TAM 6.0
    Episode 0702
    7/2/08
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    Penn responds to the criticism over his answer of "I don't know" at The Amazing Meeting.
  • George Carlin
    George Carlin
    Episode 0701
    7/1/08
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    After the passing of George Carlin, Penn shares his thoughts and stories.
  • TAM 6.0
    TAM 6.0
    Episode 0630
    6/30/08
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    Penn talks about his experience at Tam 6.0.
  • Tiny Tim's Ukulele
    Tiny Tim's Ukulele
    Episode 0627
    6/27/08
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    Penn ponders buying Tiny Tim's Ukulele.
  • Agnostic vs. Atheist
    Agnostic vs. Atheist
    Episode 0626
    6/26/08
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    Penn takes on the topic of Agnostic vs. Atheist.
  • Facebook
    Facebook
    Episode 0624
    6/24/08
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    Don't expect Penn to add you anytime soon.
  • Match Game
    Match Game
    Episode 0623
    6/23/08
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    Penn discusses a failed screen test for the Match Game.
  • Pornography and Reality TV
    6/20/08
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    Penn explains why he feels all technology is driven by sex and reality TV.
  • Tony Fitzpatrick
    Tony Fitzpatrick
    Episode 0619
    6/19/08
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    Penn discusses his extensive Tony Fitzpatrick collection.
  • Bullshit Symbolism
    Bullshit Symbolism
    Episode 0617
    6/17/08
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    Penn discusses the symbolism of aluminum foil suits
  • I'll Be a Blue Nosed Gopher
    6/16/08
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    Penn describes an outrageous scene from his series Bullshit.
  • Bullshit Set
    Bullshit Set
    Episode 0613
    6/13/08
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    The set of Bullshit through Penn's eyes.
  • Dead Sea Lions
    Dead Sea Lions
    Episode 0612
    6/12/08
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    Penn tries to get through his sea lion joke with a straight face.
  • How to Pronounce Purse
    How to Pronounce Purse
    Episode 0610
    6/10/08
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    Penn's daughter gives her brother a speech lesson.
  • Bullshit Slogan
    Bullshit Slogan
    Episode 0609
    6/9/08
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    Penn shares his idea for Bullshit’s new slogan, which involves a little person and a bull.
  • Banned From Playing Poker?
    6/6/08
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    Penn addresses a rumor about him being banned from playing poker at the Rio.
  • Iszi Naked
    Iszi Naked
    Episode 0605
    6/5/08
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    Penn discusses what he thinks nudity is in very candid terms.
  • Revolution
    Revolution
    Episode 0604
    6/4/08
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    Answering a viewer’s question, Penn is conflicted on the notion of a revolution.
  • Obama Reminds Me Of...
    Obama Reminds Me Of...
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Backing off on these kind of comparisons is a really good idea.
  • Garth Brooks, MySpace and Atheism
    6/3/08
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    Knitters and accordion players may be next in line to get the boot from MySpace.
  • CanadiaN
    CanadiaN
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Certain words will always be taboo.
  • Disagreeing Doesn't Make You Evil
    6/3/08
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    Contradictory opinions aren't always a sign of evil incarnate.
  • Obama and 24
    Obama and 24
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    If Obama wins, he may want to thank Jack Bauer in his first State of the Union address.
  • Viewer Mail For March 24, 2008
    6/3/08
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    Penn responds to viewer mail about urban legends and mullets
  • War Criminals
    War Criminals
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Hippies in Vermont are waiting for their Bush and Cheney visit...
  • Penn Jillette's Hate Crime
    6/3/08
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    Tell Penn what you think when his and Teller's patriotism gets targeted!
  • Hillary Joke Predicts the Future
    6/3/08
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    Penn accidentally figures out the 2008 Presidential election winner!
  • Viewer Mail for February 12, 2008
    6/3/08
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    Penn responds to your latest questions covering Ron Paul, "princess" complaints, death threat history, and more.
  • I'm Going to Work as Hard as I Can
    6/3/08
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    Penn plans to work as hard as possible on Dancing with the Stars
  • What Have I Done?
    What Have I Done?
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Waking up from a coma can really throw some hard truths at you.
  • Paris Hilton Has Inspired Me
    6/3/08
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    How easy is it to hit your personal image reset button?
  • Britney Upskirts are the Greatest
    6/3/08
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    Penn stands his ground against badmouthing the most beautiful thing in the world.
  • Jane Fonda Says C*nt
    Jane Fonda Says C*nt
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Being older and born again still won't tame Jane Fonda's ability to cause a little ruckus...
  • The Doctor Said I Was a Good Boy
    6/3/08
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    Some get lollipops, and others get boobs.
  • Changing My Face With Chemicals Part 2
    6/3/08
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    Penn Jillette. Bigger than Elvis.
  • Wait, Now the Joke is Helping Hillary
    6/3/08
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    One little joke. He didn't mean to cause a fuss. Really.
  • Changing My Face with Chemicals
    6/3/08
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    The powers that be have decided, Surgery always helps.
  • Viewer Mail: 1/23/08
    Viewer Mail: 1/23/08
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Suicide versus religious freedom, and a very special message to Frank Lutz.
  • Weather Opportunists
    Weather Opportunists
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Is everything because of global warming?
  • The Sunset Creator
    The Sunset Creator
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Atheism and Las Vegas sunsets get the Penn treatment.
  • A Tiger Eating a Guy is Big News
    6/3/08
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    Throughout history, the topic of tigers eating people tends to be newsworthy.
  • Dr Phil and Britney Spears
    6/3/08
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    Occasionally the thinking public gets a rare victory.
  • Magic Underpants
    Magic Underpants
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Question number one on the campaign trail...
  • Hillary Clinton is Scary
    6/3/08
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    Being in a room with Hillary these days may be hazardous to your health...
  • Racist LA Gangs
    Racist LA Gangs
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Whether you are racist or not, killing is a bad career choice.
  • Bill Gates and Global Warming
    6/3/08
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    Penn makes a simple request to Bill, but will he get a response? Stay tuned.
  • The Porn Show
    The Porn Show
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Lamenting the loss of yet another passion gone to the mainstream...
  • I Agree With the Pope
    I Agree With the Pope
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Want to commit to religion? Hats may be the answer.
  • My Daughter is Not a Princess
    6/3/08
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    Freedom fighter trumps being a princess any day of the week.
  • Introduction to
    Introduction to
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn Jillette begins his series of rants with an explanation.
  • Getting Famous
    Getting Famous
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    No matter what your efforts are to find fame, there will always be an expiration date.
  • Glenn Beck
    Glenn Beck
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Stern appearance reflections and the odd kinship with a certain super Mormon.
  • Viewer Mail Round 2
    Viewer Mail Round 2
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Suicide versus religious freedom, and a very special message to Frank Lutz.
  • Britney is Perfect
    Britney is Perfect
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    An appreciation of Britney taking entertainment to uncharted levels.
  • Third Worst Celebrity Name
    6/3/08
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    Penn unleashes on the epidemic of uncreative child naming!
  • Optimism and the Blemish
    6/3/08
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    Optimism faces relative surface area and appreciation for some viewer comments!
  • I Heart to Read
    I Heart to Read
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    A ridiculous custom license plate leaves Penn dumbfounded
  • April Fools
    April Fools
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn discloses his intimate relationship with Jesus… April Fools!
  • George Bush Joke
    George Bush Joke
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn reveals his Bush Joke which takes on an unexpected twist.
  • Viewer Mail - Racism
    Viewer Mail - Racism
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn gives some love to his users out there.
  • Adam Corolla Follow-Up
    Adam Corolla Follow-Up
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks a bit more about Adam, and comments made on Dancing With the Stars.
  • Boy Scouts Coin
    Boy Scouts Coin
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks about where money is going for a new Boy Scout Coin.
  • The Last Word on Bruno
    The Last Word on Bruno
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks about a comment made by one of the Dancing With the Stars judges.
  • Viewer Mail for May 23rd, 2008
    6/3/08
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    Penn addresses more viewer comments and shows appreciation for his fans.
  • Adam Corolla's God Bless America
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks about Adam Corolla's speech on Dancing With the Stars.
  • I No Longer Understand…
    6/3/08
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    Penn gives props to self-doubting physicists
  • A Solution for Oliver Stone
    6/3/08
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    Penn swears to quit Oliver Stone movies once and for all
  • Predicting the Future
    Predicting the Future
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Nostradamus is full of malarkey, according to Penn
  • 21
    21
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn doesn't get the MIT blackjack card counters from 21
  • - My New Partner
    - My New Partner
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    A gorgeous partner on a reality show leads Penn to question Teller's looks
  • Reading the Bible on the Bus
    6/3/08
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    If people read the bible outloud, Penn will read atheism louder
  • My Breast Implant
    My Breast Implant
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn espouses the virtues of his beloved spare breast implant Check out the interview with Penn! http://cracklevideo.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/penn-answers/
  • Jonas Brothers
    Jonas Brothers
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn can't stand the fact that he can stand today's youth music
  • The Cost of Staying Healthy
    6/3/08
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    Penn on a study that reveals the hidden health-care costs of healthy people
  • Shine a LIght
    Shine a LIght
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses the new Scorcese Rolling Stones documentary, Shine a Light
  • Viewer Mail – Art vs. Artist
    6/3/08
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    Penn replies to more of his viewers, shares some more stories, and conveys that he is not trying to change minds, but is merely speaking his.
  • How to Know if You’re an Atheist Dad
    6/3/08
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    Penn's statement to the world, one crayon at a time.
  • Dancing Redux
    Dancing Redux
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks about how different his experience is on "Dancing with the Stars" when the cameras go off.
  • How to Befriend Penn & Teller
    6/3/08
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    Penn gives a step by step guide on how to befriend the duo.
  • AFAN Aids Walk and Religion
    6/3/08
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    Penn is overjoyed that bigots didn't show up to his most recent AIDS walk.
  • Maybe I Am an Asshole
    Maybe I Am an Asshole
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks about the AIDS Walk this year.
  • I Disagree With the Pope
    6/3/08
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    Penn has a few issues with the Pope.
  • Viewer Mail for April 21st, 2008
    6/3/08
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    Penn keeps going with more viewer mail!
  • Viewer Mail - Religion
    Viewer Mail - Religion
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn responds to more viewer mail.
  • Viewer Mail – Response to Cifier
    6/3/08
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    A response to: http://crackle.com/c/Penn_Says/Can_a_Brotha_just_be_American%3F/2225170/#ml=fc%3D52%26fp%3D-1%26fx%3D
  • Drugs and Suicide
    Drugs and Suicide
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn answers a question from the Penn and Teller messageboard.
  • Top or Bottom
    Top or Bottom
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn talks about signing autographs after the show.
  • Jeremiah Wright and Cynicism
    6/3/08
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    Penn looks at Obama's reaction to Jeremiah Wright from a more cynical point of view.
  • New York vs. San Francisco
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses which really is the best city in the world
  • Penn says- Atheism is a Solace
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses how he deals with death and dying and how atheism makes it bearable.
  • Letterman and the Glasses Trick
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses the magic and his glasses trick was lacking on Letterman.
  • MSNBC and the Hillary Joke
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses the use of the word "bitch" when appearing on MSNBC.
  • Ron Reagan
    Ron Reagan
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
    0.0
    Penn discusses his strategy for not getting kidnapped when hanging out with Ron Reagan and Al Goldstein.
  • McCain and Secret Service Protection
    6/3/08
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    Penn shares his excitement over the notion of a president without secret service.
  • Nixon's Mistake
    Nixon's Mistake
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses how Nixon's words changed his life.
  • TSA and Nipple Piercing
    6/3/08
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    Penn is outraged at TSA for forcing a woman to remove her nipple rings
  • Quoting Song Lyrics
    Quoting Song Lyrics
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn gets into issues surrounding the complicated issues of fair use of song lyrics and quotes.
  • Good Names for Cheeses
    Good Names for Cheeses
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Why Goudeau and Provenza are better names for cheese than Roquefort
  • Penn's Mullet
    Penn's Mullet
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn pleads with his audience to stop the indiscriminate mullet-hatred
  • Hi ‘Cilla
    Hi 'Cilla
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn regrets giving Priscilla Presley a bizarre nickname
  • Not in a Religious Way
    Not in a Religious Way
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    You can't celebrate religious holidays non-religiously, says atheist Penn
  • Little People
    Little People
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn struggles with the correct nomenclature for midgets and dwarves
  • Smiling on Larry King
    Smiling on Larry King
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Dancing with the Stars forces the curmudgeonly Penn to smile with teeth
  • To "Fatone"
    To "Fatone"
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
    0.0
    Penn's dancing partner names his genitalia after a guy from 'N Sync
  • Opinions vs. Facts
    Opinions vs. Facts
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn says the word 'opinion' does not justify wild conspiracy theories
  • Your Prayers and the Gov't Can Help
    6/3/08
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    Penn chuckles at Bush's claim that our prayers can help tornado victims
  • Paparazzi
    Paparazzi
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Paparrazi ignore Penn because he doesn't drive drunk or flash his vagina
  • My New Partner
    My New Partner
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    A gorgeous partner on a reality show leads Penn to question Teller's looks
  • Korean Comedian Magic Show
    6/3/08
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    Korean magicians rip off a Penn and Teller bit and Penn gets angry
  • The Head Push
    The Head Push
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn angers his dance partner by pushing her to her knees
  • Saying F*ck
    Saying F*ck
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    A sexy woman arouses Penn by asking him to say the F-word to her
  • Viewer Mail for March 4 2008
    6/3/08
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    Penn answers your questions about teabagging from the Four Seasons in LA
  • Intellectual Property
    Intellectual Property
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    The RIAA has gone to far by declaring CD ripping illegal, says Penn
  • Appearing in Star Magazine
    6/3/08
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    Seeing himself airbrushed in Star Magazine unsettles Penn
  • Zombie Teller
    Zombie Teller
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn promotes movie where his partner, Teller, plays a zombie
  • I'm not a Perfectionist
    6/3/08
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    Penn says perfectionists try too hard, should do things half-assed
  • Never Winning
    Never Winning
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    A shirtless Penn considers his total lack of competitiveness
  • Done Dancing
    Done Dancing
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    A defeated Penn reflects on his Dancing with the Stars experience
  • Making My Dad Proud
    Making My Dad Proud
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn wonders how his deceased parents would react to Dancing with the Stars
  • Pratfalls
    Pratfalls
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn bemoans the demise of the pratfall; resents your concern
  • Bruno
    Bruno
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn gripes about Bruno, the judge from Dancing with the Stars
  • What’s Goudeau Up To?
    What's Goudeau Up To?
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn discusses his old radio partner, Michael Goudeau
  • Sissy Boy
    Sissy Boy
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Penn wonders why we have grownup tomboys, but no grownup sissies
  • Sit up Straight!
    Sit up Straight!
    Episode 0603
    6/3/08
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    Slouching Penn develops bromance with posture-perfect NFL-er Jason Taylor
  • Working Very Hard On...
    6/3/08
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    Penn giggles about some gross and outdated slang for the male erection
  • Viewer Mail for March 24th, 2008
    6/3/08
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    Penn responds to viewer mail about urban legends and mullets
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