Bumper stickers spotted on Miracle's car:
--The Lord is my co-pilot.
--If you can read this bumper sticker, I hope you have accepted Jesus into your life.
--God Will Protect Me. Warning: God works in mysterious ways.
Posters spotted at school:
--Don't tempt a teacher! It could cost them their job!
--It won't be a great time when you wind up on Dateline!
--I might seem worldy, but I'm really quite poor!
--In case of choking:
1. Relocate victim off of school property.
2. Call taxi for victim.
3. Return to school and resume normal duties.
--McCain/Palin Election bumper sticker.