The Onion

Season 201308 Episode 0801

Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All TimesA

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In a new report released Wednesday by the Pew Research center, Americans indicated that when it comes to what they expect from their country, all they really want is to be safe, happy, rich, comfortable, and entertained at absolutely all times.

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