The Onion - Season 200902
The Onion Premiered Jan 17, 2008 Hasn't Aired
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2/26/09Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times. -
2/24/09The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends. -
2/19/09On Today Now, Peter Hedgemont shares the inspirational tale of how he has refused to let a cancer diagnosis convince him he has cancer. -
2/17/09Amivi Gama's violent rise to power in East Timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression. -
2/12/09Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. -
2/10/09Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things. -
2/5/09Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness. -
2/3/09The Giants Coach said he valued the years he spent with his family, but wants to focus on more important things now
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