Without a Trace Season 7 Episode 10

Jack: Unless his bike has opposable thumbs, he lied about what happened to him.
Sam: Well, maybe whoever cut him came back to finish the job.
Jack: Just goes to show.
Sam: What's that?
Jack: Can't trust a guy in a bow tie.

Dale Harmon: Missing? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Sam: You know, normally we like a little more contrition in our suspects.
Dale Harmon: Suspect?
Sam: Yeah.
Dale Harmon: I didn't do anything to that jackass.

Dale Harmon: Grow some balls. Catch a bad guy.
Ben Coleman: I'm the weatherman.
Dale Harmon: For now. Eventually, you'll be the guy that somebody younger, less talented replaces. Until then, try not to suck.

Sam: Let me get this straight. You sent him to confront a murder suspect?
Dale Harmon: Yeah … It's probably not my finest moment.

Vivian: Well, why would Kirby set up Ben to do a phony exposé on his boss?
Martin: For stealing his girlfriend. He was hoping Ben would get his ass kicked.
Vivian: (scoffs) And that wasn't enough, so he stabs him and then maybe abducts him, all for this woman?
Martin: Maybe she's really hot. (Vivian scoffs again)

Miss Collins: Apparently, because of the prank, Kirby got a nickname that followed him all throughout high school.
Sam: And what was that?
Miss Collins: Fruit of the Loom.

Danny: Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, all this because he got pantsed in front of his school?
Elena: And in front of the girl that he had a crush on.
Danny: Okay, does something like this really ruin your whole, entire life?
Elena: (laughs) It might, if you were Kirby. But you were probably more of a Ben, so …
Danny: Yeah. And you?
Elena: I had a Kirby phase.
Danny: Really?
Elena: Awkward. Bad skin. Bad hair.
Danny: I find that hard to believe.
Elena: (laughs) It's true.

Jack: What'd you do to Ben Coleman?
Kirby Morris: What do you mean?
Jack: He's missing.
Kirby Morris: He's missing? Where did he go?
Jack: Well, if we knew that, he wouldn't be missing, would he?

Kirby Morris: I can explain that too.
Jack: (sarcastically) Fantastic.
Kirby Morris: All right. I stabbed him.
Jack: (laughs) There you go, see? Great. Okay. That was so easy. Now, you tell us where he is, we can go home, and you go to jail.

Danny: This was an odd one, huh?
Jack: Oh, man. Like being in a Salvador Dali painting.