Writer:	Gene Braunstein
Director:	Tony Singletary
Star:	Tony Danza (Tony Micelli),  Danny Pintauro (Jonathan Bower),  Katherine Helmond (Mona Robinson),  Judith Light (Angela Bower),  Alyssa Milano (Samantha Micelli)
Recurring Role:	Jonathan Halyalkar (Billy Napoli)
Guest Star:	Robert Glotworthy (Greg),  Mary Pat Gleason (Diane),  Josh Byrne (Joey),  Devera Marcus (Willa),  Ray Reinhardt (Herb),  Doug Ballard (Andy),  Jane Leeves (Ms. Adams),  Janice Kent (Laurie)

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Angela: Awwww! I could just eat him up!
Tony: That’s good, ‘cause if he don’t go to sleep, I’m gonna deep fry him. (edit) Tony: Angela, this kid is tough! I tried every trick I used to use on Sam; none of them work.
Angela: Well, I’ve got a few tricks of my own.
Mona: Yeah, if anyone could put a man to sleep in bed, it’s Angela. (edit) Miss Adams: I’m Miss Adams.
Tony: Ooo, Angela, English. Very classy.
Miss Adams: Well, thank you so much.
Tony: You make everything sound so nice! Say “sheduale.”
Miss Adams: You’re from Brooklyn, aren’t you?
Tony: You got it.
Miss Adams: Say “knish.” (edit) Mona: Billy, don't do that.
Billy: Okay.
Angela: Mother, don't say don't to him, it'll encourage aggrivation.
Mona: Oh that's stupid.
(Mona hits Angela with her magazine) (edit) Mona: Life isn't always fun and the best way for you to figure that out is to live here with these two.
Angela: Hey, we're fun! Haven't I taught you how to use your flash cards and your new computer?
Tony: That's right and I taught you basketball and baseball and how to separate five types of clothes.
Mona: Aren't they party animals? Don't worry, soon they'll realize they don't have to plan every minute of your entire life so you won't be so tense and always want to hit someone. (edit)

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