Match results:

RVD pinned Rey
Mickie James pinned Jazz
Big Show & Randy Orton won the Battle Royal, then the Big Show reveals an ECW shirt and throws out Orton
Edge (and Lita) pinned Dreamer
Cena beat Sabu by DQ

Battle Royal order of elimination: Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Little Guido, Tatanka, Carlito, Tony Mamaluke, Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk, Justin Credible, Al Snow, Stevie Richards, Balls Mahoney, Lashley, Sandman, Shelton Benjamin, Finlay, Edge, Kurt Angle, Randy Orton (edit)

Big Show: You guys are different. Some of you guys... you guys (pats Orton and Carlito on their shoulders) Raw.
Carlito: Oh yeah, exactly.
Big Show: You guys... (pats Finlay and Lashley on their shoulders)
Finlay: Smackdown!
Big Show: Smackdown! (Raw and Smackdown stars cheer) But tonight, we're all WWE.
WWE Wrestlers: I know... yeah...
Shelton Benjamin: One big happy family. (edit) Mick Foley: Where the Hell do any of you get off telling me I sold out? Where do you get off, where do you find the nerve to call me a whore? You think I hate ECW? I loved that place. I loved that place but ECW simply didn’t love me back. She was like the girl I can’t let go of, but the one who makes me sick upon seeing her. She wanted so much blood, too much of my heart, too much of my life! So I left. And I found fame and fortune in WWE. And Paul Heyman was right, there’s only one real difference between me and Tommy Dreamer. I’m a whore. And he’s not. You see, about seven years ago I pulled a sock out of my pants and made Vince McMahon laugh and the doors of opportunity opened wide for Mick Foley. But not for Tommy Dreamer, all he’s got is his heart and his pride and the initials ECW. And I wanna tell Edge that I went back and watched out Wrestlemania match, the greatest hardcore match of all time I said. Well the truth is maybe it wasn’t quite as good as I thought. Maybe Edge, you and I are going to have to be tougher than ever. Hungrier than ever, sicker than ever to walk into that steaming cesspool that is the Hammerstein Ballroom, 2500 sickening , twisted fans screaming for our blood. Because Tommy Dreamer can do everything I can and maybe with more passion. He’s gonna beat us up all over New York City. He’s gonna bludgeon us. Terry Funk, the greatest wrestler I ever saw. You look at Terry Funk and you see and old man, you’re not seeing the real Terry Funk. His slaps hurt worse than most men’s punches, his punches dole out concussions and when he picks up a weapon he can use it like no man ever has. He is in excruciating pain waking up every single day, looking for one more chance to have one great last match. I blew the son of a bitch up in Japan and he came back and hugged me. I set him on fire in Philadelphia and he put his arm around me. He doesn’t put his arm around me anymore. I don’t want your arm around me Terry Funk. Tommy Dreamer the only difference between me and you is that I had the guts to go to the WWE. Because when I go to the Hammerstein Ballroom Edge and I are prepared to take the beatings of our lives and I will do that to exorcize the sick twisted whore that is ECW! I want her out of my life. You’ve seen me thrown off cells, you’ve seen me slammed in tacks, you’ve seen me go throw a burning table at Wrestlemania. It is nothing compared to the horrors I will unleash on Dreamer and Funk at, God damn you ECW! Because I am gonna stake the hearts of your heroes and I am gonna shove them down your throats for making me fall in love with you to begin with! You stepped on my heart! You stepped on my soul! You took everything that I believed in and you threw it away! And when I walk into that ring at the Hammerstein Ballroom as a WWE Legend, you Terry Funk, and you Tommy Dreamer will learn about loss. Have a nice day (edit)

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