Jimmy: I call Chuck Norris as my sleeping buddy. [edit]
Jimmy: Well, this is more like it. I'm going to be working out with Mr. Chuck Norris. I thought it was cool enough I'd be hanging out with Chuck Norris. I never dreamed he'd actually take me down to the dojo. Billy: I did. Only in my dream, we both ate baskets and baskets of fried clams. Jimmy: At the dojo? Billy: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said HoJo's. [edit]
Chuck: Boy, they're a handful. How about you? Jimmy: Yeah, I got two boys. Chuck: Either one of them in their 'terrible twos?' Jimmy: Yeah, both. Unfortunately, they're five and seven. [edit]
Contains a spoof of the Missing in Action movie series, the main title sequence for Walker, Texas Ranger, as well as a spoof/plug for the Total GymŪ, whose infomercials Chuck Norris headlines. [edit]