Star:	Tobias Mehler (Le Vicomte d'Artagnan/D'Artagnan Jr.),  Robert Sheehan (Prince Louis),  Zak Santiago (Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz),  Karen Cliche (Jacqueline Roget/Jacques LePonte),  Phillip Mitchell (Captain Bernard),  Sheena Easton (Queen Anne),  Mark Hildreth (Siroc),  Michael Ironside (Cardinal Mazarin),  Bruce Boxleitner (Captain Duvall)
Guest Star:	Rob Hayter (Guard #1),  Ali Liebert (Charlotte),  Simone Bailly (Solange)

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D'Artagnan: Look... Jacqueline, I just want us to be friends.
Jacques/Jaqueline: Really? That's all?
D'Artagnan: What do you say?
Jacques/Jacqueline: I'd say if you're that lonely, buy a dog. (edit) D'Artagnan: Perhaps you'd prefer something with a little more fire.
Jacques/Jaqueline: Perhaps I'd prefer you to jump in the river.
D'Artagnan: Skinny-dipping, marvelous.
Jacques/Jacquelin: With a cannonball around your neck. (edit) (D'Artagnan is trying to get away from a girl)
D'Artagnan: I just remembered, we've got that... mission.
Ramon: What mission is that companero?
D'Artagnan: That secret mission.
(Siroc finds a piece of the notebook)
D'Artagnan: Isn't that right Siroc?
(Siroc is staring at the notebook in amazement)
Siroc: No.
D'Artagnan: Yes.
Siroc: It can't be true.
D'Artagnan: But it is!
Siroc: Do you know what this is?
D'Artagnan: Uh, this is time to go? (edit) Marie's Father: What kind of man are you!?
Jacques/Jacqueline: That's a very good question! (edit)

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